Judge — November 15, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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John Smith is sick and can't attend classes to-day. He requested me to notify you. Dr. Withelm—All right. this speaking? Voice on Phone Who is “This is my roommate.” Tennessee Mugwump sae “T heard of a man who had thirteen spades and got the bid, but only took one trick.” “How come?” “His partner led an ace, he trumped it, and his partner shot him.” Bowdoin Bear-Skin Milly—T'm just wild about Lime- house Blues. Billy—Yes, you do look well in them. Stevens Tech. Stone Mill So Far—so Good “Please, could you change this here stamp. "Tain’t no manner o’ use to no one. Father's licked it, mother’s licked it, aunt’s licked it, we've all licked it, and “t won't stay on nohow.” Columbia Jester The Covered Waggin, Penn State Frotu Freshman (after hearing McCarree sing)—Don’t you think his voice ought to be cultivated? Senior—No, I think it should be harvested. Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket sae Some ignorant people think Henry Ford wrote, “Strut, Miss Lizzie.” —Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay A Nut Sunday ‘Toronto GoBLin tt “Several. men proposed to me before T married you" (savagely). “Why didn’t you marry the first fool who came along “Tdid.” Hamilton Royal Gaboon ‘That Depends Excited Passenger—Can 1 catch the five o'clock express for Euston? Official (calmly)—That depends upon how fast you can run. It started three minutes ago. —Colby White Mule tt Stage Hand (to manager)—Shall I lower the curtain, si One of the livin’ statues has the hiccups. Bucknell Belle Hop “T'm not afraid of a bottle of Scotch now and then, Nelly.” a bottle of Scotch would run at your approach.” “I presume not Brown JuG eee} Medico- dumb-bells would improve you won- derfully. Femina—Then I better house-party bid. . and exercise with “cept that Lehigh Burr ee) There's one thing I would like to know: Why is a ship a “She? Perhaps because it passes up The buoys upon the sea. Texas Ranger Politeness A lady had just presented the son of a polite mother with a cap. In great glee the lad put it on his head. His mother said, “Son, what do yo say to the nice lady?” Immediately he tipped his newly acquired possession and said, “How- dydo!” Tennessee Mugwump x f P eeey Well, I certainly have worked hard for my degree. Alumnus—Never mind. You probably won't have to work for a long time after you get it. Senior Denison Flamingo erry Stu—Why have you traded your car for a motorboat? Dent—Took a girl in the car five miles from town last week, told her she'd have to kiss me or walk home, and she walked home. —Missouri Skowme a