Judge — November 8, 1924 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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ers, gers ger hod. nly. 8 ait ad ei! ic WW notice from the distinguished gent who operates this department. There- fore, consider this a good notice for “Artists and Models.” I observe that, once again they are saying that the show is dirty. If it is as dirty as they say it is, I must have an awfully nice, clean mind. True enough, it isn’t precisely a Y. M. C. A. smoker, but, on the other hand, it certainly isn’t the loud stuff some allege it is. It always seems to me that there must be something decidedly wrong with the kind of man who finds dirt in the spectacle of a woman’s body in a graceful pose. Suck a fellow should be sent back to the peep-shows. The theater is no place for him. The Acid Test [ Is many a year since I conned over Virgil, And yet I recall several hundreds of verses; I can name all the P. M.’s from Asquith to Ramsay, And can tell what the government yearly disburses; I know the world’s record for four hundred meters. I recall the day the Titanic went down, But, dash me this instant if I can remember What it was my wife asked me to bring home from town. —London Opinion Rand An American professor predicts that humor will soon have died out, because there will be nothing left to laugh at. So he, at any rate, doesn’t believe “Prohibition” is going to last. —Passing Show FAS A complaint has been made that the water round Liverpool is dirty. Even Shakespeare said something about the quality of Mersey not being strained. —Humorist Rad Doctor—Your husband needs a complete rest. I will prescribe a sleeping draught. Wife—When shall I give it to him, doctor? “Don’t give it—take it!” — Answers (London) Rad A boy was recently charged in London with stealing three pots of strawberry jam from a grocer’s shop. I understand that he was caught red-handed. —Passing Show “George, I’ve got to go down town right away! Have the car ready in ten minutes!” comicbooks.com