Judge — November 8, 1924 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ep “C'mon, Shrimp, we gotta get tell outa here before they say we done it!” —Brown Jue tae Mary—Jack doesn’t like me in this bathing suit and he’s gone away mad. Ann—The idea of a man getting mad over a little thing like that. —Pitt Panther Banal Nit—Where did you spend the summer? Wit—At Camp Neck - in - the - Woods. “T always thought those Wood girls were fast.” —Bucknell Belle Hop PHS “He kissed me forty-seven times, Bob—isn’t that the limit?” “Limit? My Lord, that’s a —Brown Jug “Tsh that you?” “No, thish ish my roommate.” “How do you know it ’sh?” “Caush got hish clothes on.” —Caurrornia PELIcaN To Jean Every morn I'd bring thee roses, But there’d be no use, I fear— While a world indiff’rent dozes, Every morn I’d bring thee roses, But the sad and simple prose is You would not be up, my dear— Every morn I’d bring thee roses, But there’d be no use, I fear. —Cornell Widow Rad Our idea of a good college paper is one on which Boccaccio writes the jokes and for which Coles Phillips is art editor. —Stevens Tech. Stone Mill raed “Jones is such a rotten shortstop he reminds me of the Ancient Mari- ner.” “How zat?” “ ‘He stoppeth one of three.’ ” —Rutgers Chanticleer PIS Wifie—We'll have to hurry home, Henry. I left the fire burning too high in the kitchen stove. Hubby—That’s all right. I left the shower bath running. —Denison Flamingo Daal “Why does a cat whine?” “If you had as many violin strings in you as a cat has, you would whine, too.” —West Point Pointer Real “There’s no change in him,” said the doctor as he finished operating on the little boy who was supposed to have swallowed a penny. —Georgia Cracker toe “Runt, you’re too d— blasé; some day I'll give you a piece of my mind.” “Big boy, you’d be foolish to divide up a little thing like that.” —West Point Pointer “Well, I must be going,” as the steeplejack said when his foot slipped. —Utah Humbug te “Who generally gives a bride away at a wedding?” “The newspaper.” —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket “T see you have one of those William Tell ties.” “Whadda ya mean?” “Pull the bow and hit the apple.” —De Pauw Yetuow Crap Baad An American in dear old London was bragging about his automobile. He ended his eulogy by declaring: “It runs so smootbly that you can’t feel it, so quietly you can’t hear it, has such perfect ignition you can’t smell it, and as for speed—boy, you can’t see it.” “But, my word, old dear,” inter- tupted the Briton, anxiously, “how do you know the bally thing is there?” —Middlebury Blue Baboon if ¢ comicbooks.com