Judge — November 8, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

TO Dirty work: at the crosswords. A Practical Definition Junior—Dad, what is repentance? Dad—Repentance, my son, is what causes a man to pay alimony! No Native Ability Rub—Has Dottingham any busi- ness sense? Dub—No; he is absolutely honest. Very Likely— LIKE to be with Erminie Cavorting by the deep, blue sea, On any perfect, sunny, summer’s day. I like to plan with Mary Ann To join the happy caravan That nightly plies along the Great White Way. I like to take a thrilling ride With Leonora by my side On auto trips she is the pertect friend. I like to—but, why should it be That I must always be with me Whenever I have nothing left to spend? Phil Rosa Every flapper from Long Island is not necessarily a Great Necker. Customer (to salesgirl)—I’ve got separated from my wife in here, do you mind if I. talk to you—she’s s pretly girl ure to appear if I start talking to a comicbooks.com