Judge — October 18, 1924 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Canoya’s Washington (Members of the American Bar Asso- ciation have discovered at Bassano, Italy, @ nude statue of George Wash- ington by Canora.) I an Italia! How kind you've always been to us! “Twas Christopher Columbus who established you as kin to us. But we never, fora moment, dreamed that vou could have in store for us The Father of our Country minus all the clothes he wore for us. IL It’s delighting. This Washington is new to us, It's exciting. He's always seemed so dressy in his martial buff and blue to us! We have known him as a dandy, but Canova, who's a wonder, Puts our parent into marble with his: panties gone to thunder. Edward 8, Van Zile Rd Scientists say that reindeers de- veloped horns to save their heads from bumps. ‘The next thing in the scale of evolution will be a nickel- plated pedestrian, Marsorte—Oh, grandpa, don’t move! play at being William Tell. COMMUTING SIMPLIFIED With horizontal buildings, Merely take the car to your of Funnybones. Eat, drink and be wary, for it may not be rye oS Gudge mill pay 85 for cach one printed Hash has always been “the sub- stance of things hoped for, the evi- dence of things not seen.” Prema, é hikim Bobbie's goin’ to veryone could live in the country. ¢ cach morning. Imaginary Conversations 2. The Conductor and the Patron Transit [ pear str, T regret that T can- ‘ not accept this cigar coupon in lieu of at ; You see that it is of a different color. As the rules are exceedingly strict. in matters of this kind, I fear I must request that you deposit. five cents in currency in the coin box. Pardon me, my mistake, not see well without my gl: You don't imagine for a moment that Don't apologize. Anyone is liable to make an honest mistake. Remem- ber: Moni soit. qui mal y pense. If that. means what I think it does, you're another! You must have your little joke. Here's a $20 bill—the And here's S19 and ninety-five cents change ino nickels. Try to laugh that off, Ha, Just what LT wanted. I intend to lunch at the Automat. You are a good sport, after all, And. sin ou are to lunch and I am relieved of my duties after this trip, why not accompany me to the Ritz as my guest. I know the head- waiter, and the service is excellent. Is it a go? You're Robert Cyril O'Brien