Judge — October 4, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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YI “This restaurant sure is cheap.” “How’s that?” “Why I got coffee, doughnuts and an overcoat for fifteen cents.” —Mass. Tecnu. Voo Do Fae “See that kitten?” “Yea, what of i “It’s the cai —Notre Dame Juggler Pas “Shay, Oshifer, where’s the cor- ", you're standing on it!” Sat so; no wonder I couldn’t find it!” —Wesleyan Wasp sae The man who hangs himself dies of his own free will and a cord. —Georgia Yellow Jacket sas Ata dance a young Englishman led a Canadian girl out into the Rose i d there in the scente it, he tried to steal a ki But he was awkward, and the ki landed on the girl's chin. “Heave abo she cried. —Middlebury Blue Baboon er “She's very photographic.” sits in the dark room and awaits developments.” —Massachusetts Tech. Voo Doo Pan A humorist is one who listens im- patiently to your story and then tells a “good one” of his own. —Notre Dame Juggler An Egoism “And what do you tell the other men that come to see you!” he asked as he re ed her from his close em- brace. “Do you lead them to believe that you love them?” she whispered. later,” he trusting fools wirmured. “The poor —Amherst Lord Jeff eal Said the Violin to the Harp, “You're nothing but a big Lyre.” —Michigan Gargoyle ny X “They say Adam was the first radio bug. He made a loudspeaker out of his spare parts.” —Ont0 Sun Dian LIN ft Doctor—Why are you in such a hurry to have me cure your cold? Pat—Because I’ve lost my hand- kerchief. —Cornell Widow rene Purcha this batte Garageman—One and volts. “How much is that in American mone: What is the charge for one-half —Ambherst Lord Jeff “Darling, when you are away, 1 have your picture in my mind.” “Oh, Eddie—how small you mali me feel!” —Brown Jvc A TRAGEDY IN THREE ACTS Act T A student and two pints Act IT A student and one pint. Act IIT One pint. —Dartmouth Jack: 0° Lantern Fae Emily—He says he thinks I'm the cutest girl he ever saw. Wonder if I ought to give him a date? Brute—Naw, let him thinking so. keep on —Virginia Reel The Review She—What lines did you like best in the show? He—The anatomical. —Cornell Widow