Judge, 1924-09-20 · page 11 of 37
Judge — September 20, 1924 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
# Explanation for Modern Readers This Judge magazine page contains several short humorous sketches satirizing early 20th-century American social issues: **"Not Guilty"** mocks drunk driving excuses—a driver accused of one-handed driving while embracing a woman claims he was using his other hand, an absurd deflection. **Bootlegger/Prohibition joke** references the 1920s-30s Prohibition era, when alcohol was illegal. The humor lies in the contradiction: bootleggers (illegal alcohol sellers) now interact with prohibition agents as legitimate businesspeople, suggesting Prohibition's ineffectiveness and the corruption it enabled. **"Quite Proper"** uses ironic language—calling a father's affection for his six-year-old daughter "proper" while describing it in exaggerated romantic terms, satirizing sentimental Victorian parenting styles. Other items mock gender stereotypes ("femininity" being incomprehensible to men) and consumer culture ("no man knows what he can afford until his neighbor does"). The sketches are light social commentary typical of Judge's satirical approach to contemporary manners and follies.
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nie iy WH Turirty MotHer—Now then, Albert, stop it! ain't worth busting a nickel bottle on! Quite Proper! I am married, yet on my knees Another girl I love to squ I kiss her face and call her She’s my daughter—only six! W.S. No man knows what he can afford until his neighbor does. ( \Smphoney™ The old-fashioned girl used to stay home when she had nothing to wear. ) ‘Tadge wil pay 85 far cach one, pitted 2 Freddy Funnybones Nowadays when the bootlegger comes out of the bank, he meets the prohibition agent going in. stot Most fellows who are studying femininity seem to be unable to grasp the subject. Not Guilty Judge—The trafic officer says you were driving with one arm around the young lady’s waist. Culprit—He’s mistaken, your Honor. T was driving with the other hand. ProressionaL = Huortst (to host)—Now, now, my dear chap, I thought you'd invited me out here to take my mind off my work! comicbooks.com