Judge — September 13, 1924 — page 64: what you’re looking at

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Jn—Fadder, vhat iss “bankruptcy”? Sr.—Idt iss vhen you put your money in your hip pocket und let your creditors take your coat. Bisu.ous Brown—Hello, Loony! Perrect Strancer—Sir! Brsutous Brown— hay, aren't you ol? Loony Luton? Perrect STRANGE My name is not Luton! Standard Dry Dictionary beer, n. See lemonade. bowl, vi. To play at bowling. cup, n. An ornamental piece of plate pre. sented to the winner of a contest as prize, “Cup that cheers”; another name for the same thing, so-called because of the joy it gives the winner. drink, vt. ‘To take a liquid (as water through the mouth. Syn. imbibe, gargle, gurgle, swizzle, bibble, sip, lap, swill, swig, guzzle, tipple, quaff. (All obsolete.) Ford, Henry. Automobile manufacturer and newspaper subject. Favorite quota- tion: “Breathes there a man—.” ass,n. A compound of silica with metallic izzymoe, n. A cellar smeller. Johnson, Pu the Sahara. lemonade, n. A delicious and nutritious beverage, extremely refreshing. Milwaukee. A city in the United States. pretzel, n. (Extinct.) Robert Cyril O' Brien ( \Fiansbones / , synthetic gin, | synthetic sin. fm Tudge will pay $5 for cach one printed —— 7 syfoot. The original son of Synthetic complexio: Next, I suppose, Bisutous Brown—Well, can you—hic—beat that! I could have sworn you were Loony—absholutely? comicbooks.com