Judge — September 13, 1924 — page 49: what you’re looking at

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JousEer “Prohibition sure is a great thing for us work:ingmen, Bill. We can get ten cents apiece on theve bottles!” Hints on Raising a Bootlegger’s Boy H E SHOULD not be kept up later than eleven changing the crocks of home- brew for there Saturday mornings should be given over to his polishing the copper tubes and apparatus of the whisky still. A bootlegger’s boy should not have boy are his lessons to do. companions romping through the home \ place for play should be installed back of the triple He should be given target practice, after school, twice a week, with an auto- mat and sawed-off shotgun, und taught the difference between prohibition en- forcement officers and friendly policemen and county authorities. He should be taught to disguise his voice, and should £ ns to ex plain that it is cheaper and s er to “buy He should be taught to drink his liquor straight and cultivate a cz skeptical customers who say, the kid drink some of it.” He should be taught not to argue with adrunken man, but to ag ucity for Let's see with a forced smile. He should be taught to refuse all checks and to explain, with a smile, that “checks are only good on one side”—"we don’t ever : they bounce asantries. He should be adept at bottling Seotch, pasting on labels and pouring red wax bac! around the cork He should be taught to be kind to drunken men at all times. Tom J. Geraghty Prt He MET a girl of the . He figured that he had her # He took her to see a celebrated * Hl Which cost him his last $ With his purse registering 0 Where more was coming from was a ? When she learned that he was down to his last ¢ She made a — after another fellow. And all he could think of was !! ! A. Bisbee ] { | (\Funnybones / The laziest man in the world is | Jones, who bought a Lizzie so hewouldn't have to shake the ashes off his cigar. { = \— Grade will pay 85 for cach one printed “S]SE| IOAL}Y OL] “ysewus JOU ues *Aases 07 Apuep] Ag G105 59371008 Ssv1D isuig nv SUOAV 14 YIHLO ONV -WNY NI | su