Judge — September 13, 1924 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Mystery Galore “Seen any mysterious strangers around here lately?” casually inquired the detective from the city. “Wi answered Uncle Eben, “there was a feller over to town with the circus last week what took a pair 0” rabbits out o’ my whiskers.” —Arizona Who Doo 9S TE AE, FEE NARS) 3} Pas Mrs. Gossip—On, Doctor, I feel so ill! Doctor—Your temperature is normal. Your pulse is exact. “Well, Doctor, is my tongue coated?” ‘o madam, one never finds moss on a race track.” —Wisconsin Octopus Bae Agri Prof.—What is pasteurized milk? Bright Freshico—It is milk that comes from a cow that has been out to pasture. —Mass, Aggie Squib SIH Gentleman in Top Hat—Haven't had a job since Easter, haven't you? What are you? Tramp—A hot cross bun maker, sir =Columbia Jester PIs “Flow does Joe like his part as a girl in the new play?” “He says it is fine except that he has to smoke too many cigarettes.” —Notre Daine Juggler Pao Lady at Bargain Counter—Is my face dirty, or is it my imagination? Henpecked Bundle Carrier—I don’t © know about your imagination, but your face is clean! —West Point Pointer j ! | : ! @ KC ‘The Laziest Man in the World He has some one count the black sheep jumping over the rock when li is trying to go to sleep. Iowa Frivol sas Hobo—Please, lady, ean you help a poor—? Lady—Can you saw wood? “What grammar! You mean can I see wood.” —Notre Dame Juggler st right away. —Wisconsin Octopus Ry “My father was killed in a feud.” “IT never would ride in one of those cheap cars. —Mass, Aggie Squib tae Sophisticated—So Jane is fond of her dogs. Crevice—Is she! She won't go any- where unless I call a taxi. —Notre Dame Juggler Sse From the Norton Daily Telegram: “Bob Andrews came home on the mid- night train last night to visit his parents for a few days between trains.” —West Point Pointer Ry Love is like a photographie plate—it takes a dark room to develop it. —Arizona Who Doo Soe Our idea of a conceited man is the one Wonder what a male quartet Peele Be yt who takes harp lessons, Cornell Widow rr hs ; Nd Pao “If you have this coat done by Satur- Jay—How did you like day I shall be forever indebted to you,” “Ashes of Vengeance “TI was so confused I don’t know how said Mrs. Dubious. Jim—If you are referring many times he kissed me.” “If that’s the case,” said the tailor, to that cigar you gave me “What! With the thing going on right “it won’t be done.” it was sure well named. under your nose.” —Wisconsin Octopus —Centre Colonel —West Point Pointer comicbooks.com