Judge — September 13, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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SI fave Jat finished N° Gupeys Firat Reader and now wm GOL to sumpun the riwy N i a iil ie Aver Oh, You Gentiles! A Review by Don Herold [ use the Jews T know. It is the Jews I don’t know that I have heen thinking I hate. ‘They smell up a lot of Manhattan Island and they leave pienie litter all over . Westchester County—at least I have had the habit of thinking it is the Jews who do these things. Certainly, in New York, the Jews seventy or cighty per,cent. of our lives, and we ought to think deeply about them. As it is now, we either say “He is a Jew, but he is a mighty fine fellow,” or we tell funny Jew stories, or we say, “Damm. these Jews!” Every gentile can get a little deeper about the Jews, and about gentiles too, by reading a new and intellectual book on us two kinds of human animals, “You Gentiles,” by Maurice Samuel (Harcourt, Brave.) This Samuel is smart and does not think with his hands. Samuel says that the main differ- ence between Jews and us gentiles is that Jews are serious about every- thing they do, and we are sportsmen about everything we do. He p: us some mighty high compliments, but naturally gives the Jews a little the better of it before he is through. That is all right. It won't hurt us to learn some seriousness from Jews. They work harder, work later and want harder than we do and that is why they get what they go after. (We get to thinking it is because they are slicker.) And the Jews can learn beauty and playfulness from us. As to Jews and gentiles in business Samuel says: “You gentiles attempt to bring into the field of business the curious punctilio of the fencing master—courtesies and — pretenses, slogans and passwords, which miti- gate only in appearance the primal agery of the struggle... . We drive straight to the purpose, using (Continued on page 30) Bright Sayings of the Parents! Ss ORES Of newspapers throughout the country daily print para graphs devoted to the bright sayings of children. It) scems to us) the parents of these children, who must be equally as scintillating, have been terribly neglected, so we ing to start a column for the grown-ups! Keep your ears open, children, and whenever you hear Popper or Mom- mer pull a wise crack send it to the “Bright Sayings of Parents” Editor. $5 will be paid for each one printed. The following are outstanding examples: Ah wuz meanderin’ through the pahllr when Ah hears mah matmmy ay to mah pappy: “Pap,” she say, “kin yoo answer riddles?” Ah kin do nuthin else but,” says mah pappy, thirty-nine yeahs ole. “Allright, then mebbe you kin tell me why a chicken done cross the road.” “Humph, dat am casier’n eatin’ watermelons. A chicken done cross the road,” say mah pappy, “because it natchally knows I'se after it an’ is tryin’ to git away!” George Washington Rastus Brown, three years ole Nat N. Dorfman Maus. McGixxiss—I'm not one 0° them that has a nurse maid at home—so if ye want me on this jury ye'll have to put up with the kids!