Judge — September 13, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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The Deadly Feminine SHE invited him to parties, dances, teas and everything that she properly could. Her eyes were very soft. She did her best to please him in every way. She led him through the moonlight and gave him all the chance in the world to tell her the old, old story. But he didn’t want her for a life partner, and so, of course, he didn’t tell her the story. But later on another fellow did, and she agreed to wed. And one y she chanced to meet on the street the chap she had haunted in the past and this, kind and gentle reader, is what she said to him: “Oh, Jimmy, didn't we used to have perfectly won-derful times lear George, when are you going to get out playing around together. You were of that habit of spealsing with your mouth full?” a dandy pal! But, oh, you don't ; . . know how different it seems to a Funnybones / “How's that Briggs girl getting on girl when she has met the one!” — with her sIDEINS: Nowadays it's the hard-boiled egg “Great! The neighbors are raising (isi they coll. themthewedber that brings home the bacon a fund to send her to Europe.” “Jove! I heard she couldn't sing at all!” “She can't!” sea! —~__ ~.__ Embarrassment of our Sunday-school teacher, upon emerging from a crowded elevator and finding he hadn't stuck his hands in his own pockets. comicbooks.com