Judge — August 30, 1924 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CAIN “There goes poor Jones.”” ie ey a “Why do you call him poor?” “He married a telephone girl and got a wrong number.” The Landed Gentry Foreman—Why all the excitement, An Trishman just landed. “On me head. Didn’t you see Pat fall from th’ roof?” “Forget it! Just a little pat on the head and you fly right off the handle!” Home, James! Anna—The sap Grace is engaged to asked her to contribute somethi toward the home he’s promised her. Bella—Do you suppose she will? “You bet! She’s going to ‘give him the gate’!” Are You a Good Citizen? (If So, How Good?) AVE you ever stopped to consider that you are a member of society, and as such you have grave responsibilities? Society is composed of people, and, whether we like it or not we must accept that fact and try to make the best of it. We (i.e. most of us) live for the common good. We obey the police- man on the corner because we know it is for our own good to do so. He is bigger than we are and_ carries a club. We must remember the old s . “No man is bigger than the lay In conclusion, let us remind you that you should not neglect your duty as acitizen, Go to the polls on election day and vote a straight ticket—if you can find one! raed “T hear Ji How is tha “Well, he refuses to patronize the barber shops any more. Ever since the girls invaded them to have their hair bobbed, the shops subscribe to Good Housekeeping instead of the Police Gazette.” shaves himself now. Pao Physician—What you need is more exercise. Patient—Tll do it if you say so, doctor, but I’m usually mighty tired after swinging a sledge all day. “For th’ love o’ Pete, Mame, quit shiftin’ You'll have us overboard in a yer gum. minute!” comicbooks.com