Judge — August 30, 1924 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ASK DAD— HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days Chip in Judge, 1895 TOO MUCH FOR HER Servant—Vis, sorr, Mrs. Jones is in. What's yer name, sorr? Visitor — Professor Vander- splinkenheimer. “Och! Sure ye'd better go roight in and take it wid ye. Little Lil (pouting)—I ’ish I was as big as Cora. Merritt (amused)—You _ should want to keep young as long as you can, Little Lil (not so sure)—I don’t know about that. If I was as big as Cora I'd wear a bustle, and then ma touldn’t spank me any more. —Judge, 1886 ATER were Stren wwe Penrhyn Stanlaws SIS in Judge, 1901 Bertie—Pa, when I grow up can I | wear pants? AN ACCEPTED OPPORTUNITY Papa—Yes, Bertie; that is er— Mr.—I'll have you know I'm not a fool yet, madam. er—before marriage. Mrs.—Iell, you're pretty near one. —Judge, 1880 “So Iam, madam. I'll just wall: to one side a bit.” Hy Mayer in Judge, 1894 “Pfwhat d’ yez take me fur?” “Take that, yez insulting brute!” “Fer yoost vat you are.” 25 comicbooks.com