Judge — August 30, 1924 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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| Poetry “Come, my love, and walk with me,” | The poets used to say, ‘ | But the girls don’t understand ‘That kind of talk to-day. It’s “Come, my love, and ride with me,” Or else, “Where shall we fly?” And so the poct takes his stroll A glum and lonesome guy. | E. D. K. | tots | He—Where shall we walk? She—To a taxi. too | It would sound more plausible | if it had been some apple-jack A TIMELY WARNING that Adam fell for. | He—There's something very special I want to ask you, dear. | Could you—er—will you—. Crock—Cuekoo! Cuckoo! Funnybones “Er—urite something in my autograph book? ; What the movie stars want is a long life and a marry one. | Yes—Exactly! Marriage is a serious affair to as | CONSIDER iyself rather good-look- all but bachelors and humorists. Tudge will pay 85 for cach one printed ing, esp when I’m “all | slicked up.” I consider that I am just a little bit smarter than the other fellow. I understand the other fellow thor- oughly, but I hardly think he is cu of reading character himself. sider myself capable of giving sound advice to oth but T hardly feel that others are capable of giving | it Lo me. | Tam a great hero—to myself. Tam Mr. Everyman. Viewpoints “To fill the house,” said the adver- | tising man, “there’s nothing like the | three-sheet poster.” | “When it comes to that,” replied the theatrical manager, “I'd rather | put my money on the good old four- | poster bed.” | ne Did you ever hear a married man | $ admit that he bought an automobile | for himself? | Funnybones/ | The re omen wear dias | phanous skirts is very transparent. Hoip-ur—Whatcha laughin’ at, feller? Cuadge mil pay $5 for oach one printed “This is such an infernally ticklish situation!” | L - — 19 XUM comicbooks.com