Judge — August 30, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

strike! Who Remembers When— ‘OMEN blushed when they had to roll up their sleeves above the elbow? Nobody would mention, in polite society, the expected advent of a baby? There was a law that you had to stop your car when you met a horse and buggy? Taxi-fares were never less than a dollar or two for any distance? People really expected Bryan to be elected? College graduates could speak and write Englis! There were things you could tell children that would shock or sur- prise them? Golf and grand-parenthood were never considered simultaneous oc- cupations for the same person? Only tough girls painted their faces? It was considered unladylike to say damn? There were no bootleggers? Chaperones really meant some- thing? Strickland Gillilan Funnybones /™ Laszorer, Watching Hammer-throwing—Gee, Bill, I'd like t see that guy throw down his tools when he goes on Love may be blind, but, mostiy, it just doesn't gire a damnt ‘Tuadge mill pay 85 for cach one printed TELEPHONE OPERATOR— Just a minute! Hold th’ wire! Safety First Trate Wife—Who is that down there? Inebriated Hubby (who has just stumbled over the first step)— If shish ish my housh, ish a burglar —an’ if shish ain't my housh, ish me. Well-known Knick—You've got to hand it to aman like Nipp. Knack—You bet! If he hap- pens to see the flask. Too Late Bandit (to guest in restaurant)— Hands up! Guest—Sorry, old-timer. The waiter has beat you to it. Lingering Kriss—Miss Swift is the most economical girl I ever met. Kross—Indeed she is. You'll find that she can make one kiss last longer than any other girl you know. comicbooks.com