Judge — August 23, 1924 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Lucky stiff! Useless Information Where Is.the Sea Gull Found? Do You Know? Tf each piece was placed end to end the average plate of spaghetti served in an Italian restaurant would stretch from Ypsilanti, Mich., to Medicine Hat. There is no case on record of either a snail or turtle being arrested for passing a fire engine on a city street. An angry bee seldom observes tions. The report that the Siamese use parking regula- white elephants as bait while fishing for minnows is believed slightly exaggerated. Bulgarian wasps always shout a loud warning and blow their bugle call before sitting down on a victim, Rattlesnakes have never been found on top of the Woolworth Building. Gila monsters in Alaska wear snowshoes thirteen months every year. Sea gulls are very seldom seen Desert. . funnybones/~ Said the Henpeck to the Bachelor-— You don’t know the better half of itt n in the Sahara Chet Johnson A Patting Party There was a young lady named Flapper, Who always looked dainty and dapper, But when she began Drinking gin from a can We felt a desire to slap her! L.T. The Humor Subtle A humor somewhat subtle is that of the editor of the New York Bulletin who puts the day's list of marriage licenses on the comic page. Something Wrong Kriss—I got my radio set for @ song. Kross—So did I—but I only get weather reports! The Tie That Sounds Autoist—Why do you wear such a loud necktie? Second Ditto—My horn isn’t working. “Wonderful vista, isn’t it” “Yeah. Th’ view ain't bad, neither.” eS comicbooks.com