Judge — August 23, 1924 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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XUM Why Can’t We Save? Many a man, trying hard to get ahead in the world, is asking that question. Somehow, plans for saving don’t seem to work out. Wecan help any ambitious man or woman to save, by making saving more attractive, safe and profitable. Put your savings into Miller First Mortgage Bonds, which pay up to 714% interest. We want to send you a very help- ful story called “Mr. Bunner’s Bud- get,”’ which shows the method. Mail the coupon today for a copy. [G.L. Miller Bond & Mortgage Co. | | 209 Miller Building Miami, Fla. 1 Please send me, without obligation, the story, | ‘Mr. Bunner’s Budget,” and circular describing [ a 714% Miller First Mortgage Bond issue. I { | am ooking for a good investment for $.. maturing in about years. (These [ blanks need not be filled in, but the inform: { { tion helps us to give you personal service.) | Name. | Address .. City and State. . some extent, but Polish government and municipal bonds are not a sound purchase as yet. C., Your Haves, Pai The earnings of the Chicago, ilwaukee & St. Paul R. R. do not as yet warrant the hope that the 4 per cent. bonds due in 1925 will be redeeme cash, Some arrangement, of course, will be m: as extending the bonds or. exchanging a. new iss them, None of the union issues of the St. Paul s are desirable at present. It would be safer to, purchase the bonds of a more prosperous road concerning whose future there is no need to worry. New York, Aug. 16, 1924. Free Booklets for Investors A bogklet entitled “How to Judge Southern Mortgage Bonds,” issued by the Adair Realty & Trust Company (Dept: I-10), Healey Building, Atlanta, Ga., explains why it is prudent and safe to invest in Adair Protected first mortgage real estate bonds paying 7 per cent. ‘This company ts the South's oldest mortgage investment house, faving been in business Aity-nine years, and claims that not a single investor ever lar in its securities, ‘These bose are safeguarded scientifically, are based on productive Southern properties and come’ in denomina- tions of $100, $500 and $1,000. The company will mail applicant the booklet named above, together with bing a recent 7 per cent. first mortgage George M. Forman & Co. (Dept. 48), 105 W. 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Take the first step today by mailing the coupon for our booklet, “How To Build an Independent Income.” The booklet will tell you about our 64 % First Mortgage Bonds on income-producing property in Washington, D. C, No Loss to Any Investor in 51 Years -Dhe F.H.SMITH CO-, Founded 1873 . SMITH BUILDING WASHINGTON, D.C. Please send me a copy of your Booklet No.24 | Mrs. Neighbor—But isn’t your son rather young to join the Army? Mrs. Malaprop—Well, he is very young, but then, you see, he is only going to join the infantry. —Answers (London) Wire—Has the professor had his coffee? Matw—I don’t know, ma’am. “Ask the professor!” “TI have, but he doesn’t now either.” —Passing Show (London) 29 comicbooks.com