Judge — August 16, 1924 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Useless Information It would take 6,789 gophers 90 years, six months and two ays to tear down Pike’s Peak. People who have been there know that Piccadilly Circus is neither something to eat nor a street carnival. The earliest: American Indians did not wear wrist watches. Certain kinds of fish are said to been able to swim under er long before submarines were perfected. Every day the sun doesn’t shine on the island of Balkoola, the weather is either cloudy, partly cloudy or rainy. Should all the bees in the world fly to Washington, D. C., there would be parking space on the Washington monument for thirteen squeetillion bees and seventeen flies. Rifles and Hy used were not gunpowder cannon until was invented. invented and in use ars before a certain low priced automobile became popular. There are in existence no pictures showing Julius Caesar changing a tire, The War -of Roses was not fought on New Year's Day in Pasadena. Curr JoHNnson ABRAHAM & LEFKOVITZ MAKERS OF KU KLUX KLAN UNIFORMS, YY, WY Business Is Funnybones Used cars are all right as far as they go. Tudge mil pay $5 fur cach ore printed FAMILY GROUP Reading from left to right—or from right to left—Father, Mother and the girls. Business! Inc. Y {Pi'> O AR ull Hs Oh, Shah! Mary, Dania, Gladys, Hilda, Celia, Helen, Dot, Gresilda. All-such dears: theysquite bewilder Me. Wish I lived in lands af: ‘cheran or Zanzibar— See? Then no longer would bewilder Mary, Dani: Celia, Helen, *s T'd simply marry all the lot. H. Kay Lynn Growing Pains A doctor reports that the modern flapper shoots up with surprising rapidity. In the evenings, cially, we have noticed girls who seem to be growing right out of their clothes. espe- Natural Question Katy—I am going to the moun- tains for my summer attack of hay fever. Didd—Can't you catch it around here just as well? was A fool and his money are soon married.