Judge — August 9, 1924 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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No Deceit Intended Jones—Brown has just bought that corner for a filling station. Smith—He told me he was going to open a restaurant there. “Well?” Time All Used Physician—You ought to have some recreation. Patient—But I can’t. I don’t have time. I spend eight hours a day in bed, eight at work in my office, and eight at work on the links. Looks Like Rain! Mrs. Borden—How do you find the broth, Mr. Newcome? Mr. Newcome—It’s my impression, Mrs. Borden, that you keep too many cooks! The Worm Turns Butcher (in alarm)—Hey, what are you going to do with that meat cleaver? Disgruntled Customer—You always rest your hand on the scales when you weigh my meat. This time I'll take away all I’m paying for. STRAPHANGERS FOR SURF-BATHERS Tt will make you feel at home and contented while on your vacation. Tue Girt (just having reached “an understanding”)—Now, Alfred, we should begin to think of the future! Second Choice She—You must teach me to swim. He—But I don’t know how to swim. “Well—then I'll teach you.” Fed Up Judge—Do you wish to marry again if you receive a divorce? Liza—Ah should say not! Ah wants to be withdrawn from circula- tion! tots A jazz band is a group of citizens who are paid for playing static. 13 comicbooks.com