Judge — July 19, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Who Killed Cock Robin? Dry, wot? You may charge your (Continued from page 0) waistcoat buttons to us, or mark them . . ‘ . off on your next income tax statement. “Tiger, Tiger.” We didn't sec “Tiger, Tiger” when it was acted by Frances 7 Starr and Lionel Atwill. But we have borne up pretty. well, considering. A WO HUNDRED YEARS ago it was con- sidered a fine form of dry humor in perusal of this text causes us to suggest a hetter titlh—"’The Cad and the Cook.” We have searched the printed page in vain for any of the tiger-like passion which is supposed to be burning bright husband. We now call the process a “problem play.” and only regard it as amusing when the author is French or Hungarian. In other words, we get our Restoration comedy vicariously. Ernest Vajda’s Hungarian play, “Fata Mor- gana,” as produced by the Theater Guild, has been published by Doubleday, Page. It is, of course, only half a comedy. ‘The young hoy who is seduced there. It seems to us to contain just about as much tiger-like passion as a speech by Calvin Coolidge. PEAKING of Calvin Coolidge, F. P. A complained that Prexy Burton, in his SOM nominating. speech, referred. to, Cale i % Wistful and pathetic figure. Indeed, K “dry humor” but gave no illustration, # eading of the text reveals him as in As a matter of fact, we are reliably in. Peal or’s € formed by one who sat near the platform, ™ingle comedy with his story, and never the author's chief concern. To that Dr. Burton did give an illustration. to trip, is something of a triumph. Few Probably it was not quoted in the papers plays produced last winter in New York for the same reason that Dr. Holmes never were so interesting to see. dared to be as funny as he could, But and few of them would be so interesting to read. readers of JupGE are so used to hilarity Once that perhaps it can be quoted here. It seems that when Cal was a t front of the procession. he once sat in the Governor's chair for fun, and 96 Per Cent. Disability was ordered out of it. When he was 5 e grown to man’s estate, and in due time Judge—What do you mean by running was elected chief executive of the Grand “own this person in broad daylight on a Old Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Perfectly straight stretch of road? he remarked to a friend, as he took his “Your Honor, my windshield was al- seat, “I guess they won't put me out this most totally obscured with Safety First time.” stickers.” v “TI believe I've got America. I hear a persistent chewing sound.” —London Opinion. a1 the English theater to put horns on a | > more the Theater Guild is out in | She is No Longer Fat She found a way to reduce her fat It was a way far more pleasant than dieting or exercising would have been. This new way allowed her to eat foods without danger of be- coming fat again. She found Marmola Prescription Tablets. They aid the digestive system to obtain the full nutriment of food. They help Nature to turn food into muscle, bone and sinew instead of fat. Marmola Prescription Tablets are made from the famous Marmola prescription. Thousands have found that these handy tablets give com- plete relief from obesity. And when the accumulation of fat is checked, reduction to normal, healthy weight soon follows. All good drug stores the world over sell farmola Prescription Tablets at one dollar a box. Ask your druggist for them, or order direct and they will be sent in plain wrapper, postpaid. MARMOLA COMPANY 1719 General Motors Bldg., Detroit, Mich. EToneof these little beauties right now, and pros real thing!’ Just pull the trig- ger, back fies the'lid showing a full package of your. cigarettes Lots of fun scaring _Pat- Pending our. friends and at the same time useful Made of Tight 3/4. inches hid exciaaiy ‘elivery our price plus postage. PARR SINAN Se ie Leica, PATHFINDER COMPANY New York A PERFECT: LOOKING NOSE Can Easily Be Yours ‘Trados Model No. 25 corrects now all ill-shaped noses quickly, painlessly, permanently, and comfort- ably at home. It is the only safe and guaranteed patent device that will actually give you a perfect looking nose Over “895000 satished users. For years recommended by physicians. 16 years of ex- perience in manufacturing Nose Shapers is at your | ae service. Model 25 Junior 4 for children. Write for free booklet, which ells yout how to obtain a perfect looking nose. TRILETY, SPECIALIST Dept. 2960 Binghamton, N. Y. Cortes AGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— comicbooks.com