Judge — July 12, 1924 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Prairie Breezes WOMA ssa know what a fright when she comes A upon it unexpectedly. she gives a snake The differe “dirt farmer” « between a farmer and a is that the “dirt farmer” is a candidate for something. “ran these here municipal neup days.” said Will Resteasy of “Here [ve hunted all morn- ing for a tin can to carry fish worms.” Shortgrass. Even if the iceman is able to tell the weight of a cake of ice by looking it makes the consumer feel cooler to have it weighed. Ella Pavilk, of Shortgrass, has sued John Hyromatkaof for $10,000 for breach of promise. She says she doesn’t care so much for the fellow, but she hates to lose that name. w that summer is really here and tourists are beginning to go. through,” said FloBelle of “TL wish the men of this town would follow Resteasy, Shortgrass, the women’s example and get a haircut.” | dence fire in Short grass last. Wednesday, but owing to the Fireman's Pitching Contest, the fire fighters didn't get there in time to save anything but the lot. ‘There was a bad re: Horseshoe Most men who run for office walk back. The teacher at Shor following note from the mother her pupils: “Dear ived the of one of Mis. You whippin’ Sammy. I permission to beet him up evry time it is He is you have to len him Pound TL want him to git it and don’t pay no atention to. what paw rl write me hereby give you necessary to lern him hiz lesson. just like his paw with a club. nolege into him. his says. handle him.” There are two times when it is difficult for a man to re One is when the mg sounds and the other is when he is carrying a bawling baby from a crowded auditorium. sa desire to run. The Family Trait “Henry,” said Mrs. Bungalow impres- sively at breakfast, “the new cook tells me the kings.” “Humph! Probably from Alfred the Great, the man who let the eakes burn,” she is deseended from Saxon Ventilated Mandy shot seben times troo de body. s'pose he’s gwin’ter git well? Liza—1_ reckon he'll live, You but he'll always be mighty porous. about | I hear yo’ husband done got The Spirit of Pioneering Impatience with present facilities, a restless searching for per- fect things—these have driven men to discovery and invention. They possessed the early voyagers who turned their backs on the security of home to test opportunity in an unknown land. They explain the march westward that resulted in this settled, united country. And they have inspired the activities of the Bell System since the invention of the telephone. The history of the Bell System records impatience with any- thing less than the best known way of doing a job. It records a steady and continuous search to find an even better way. In every department of telephone activity improvement has been the | goal—new methods of construction and operation, refinement in | equipment, discoveries in science that might aid in advancing the telephone art. Always the road has been kept open for an un- hampered and economic development of the telephone. Increased capacity for service has been the result. Instead of rudimentary telephones connecting two rooms in 1876, to-day finds 15,000,000 telephones serving a whole people. Instead of speech through a partition, there is speech across a continent. Instead of a few subscribers who regarded the telephone as an uncertain toy, a nation recognizes it as a vital force in the busi- ness of living. Thus has the Bell System set its own high standards of service. By to-day’s striving it is still seeking to make possible the greater service of to-morrow. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES BELL SYSTEM One Policy, One System, Universal Service Wanted: An Unbiased Decision Voice Over Telephone I'd like to have your daughter's hand in marriage. Father—Who is it talking? “That's all right—yes or no?” Not To Be Bossed He—Do whatever you want to and Ll say it’s all right. Work HATE to work on a rainy day, ‘The thunder frightens my thoughts away Sir, I ‘The drain-pipe leaks and the kitten mews, And somebody borrows my overshoes. L hate to work when the day is fair, I'd rather sport in the open air, She—L'l do nothing of the kind! Td rather play on a reedy flute, ae Or buy a hat or a bathing-suit. Caller—Are you sure Mrs.Suip is not in? Yes—dull or sunny or spring or fall Maid—Do you doubt her word, ma’am? 1 much prefer not to work at all.