Judge — July 5, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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ee Two, Plus * Jost You and Me, eh, kid— Just little Mary and her Sid? Let’s form a firm, a partnership, And seal the bargain lip to lip— I swear you shall have no regrets!” And Mary said, “All rightie, let's!” They sealed the bargain lip to lip— They vowed eternal partnership . . . “But what,” term she murmured, “shall we “This novel firm?” Said he: “Let’s see... Close corporation, Appellation... How'd this be Just You & Me— I—T—D?” ! said she— “How mea “For firms must grow!” .. She had her way: The firm to-day Is You & Me Mental Arithmetic TT" little test has been prepared for those who have passed through A and 2-B. In working out the various problems the student should use plenty of patience and as many brains as can be conveniently spared. Helen had twenty-five cents. bought two quarts of milk for ten cents. Where? Max had one hundred dollars. He spent thirty of it for several bottles of Scotch, or the next thing to it. A num- ber of friends called on him immediate! How much did he have left the next day? How did he fee In a school there are twenty-three girls and thirty-two Shouldn’t the Grades: She boys What the average girl thinks you can do in a canoe. nine extra boys form a baseball team or something? What time is it when the minute hand is at X and the hour hand at I, provided the watch has stopped? A street car conductor rang up nine- teen fares and collected four transfers and two cigar certificates. How many r. including. polic people got on the « men and firemen? Willie went to lunch with Unele John. They ordered sirloin steak, which too forty-five minutes; two cup custards, which took twenty minutes, and a pot of | tea, which took ever so long. Is there any place like home? ‘\ musical comedy advertises an All Beauty Chorus of Seventy-five. How many of the girls are fairly good look- ing? Compromi: NEVER have gone to a dinner affair In a business suit or a sack But all of the rest who are dining there Are wearing conventional black. I never have hired a swallow-tailed coat And gone to the dinner clad formally, But ev'ry one else that my eye can note Is dressed very simply and normally. So future dilemmas T'll seck to avert; I'll dress so I'm taking no chan With my upper half clothed in white shirt And my lower in corduroy pants. The Truth If you would have me sin; The glory of your face, ‘That my refrains might bring you Aniche in beauty’s place; Lest I should have to fake up Some idle dream of youth, Please wash away your make-up And let me see the truth. 31 stiff Earle E. Liederman The Muscle Builder How Do You Look ina Bathing Suit? ‘The good old swimming re here. 'S great to rip of rt, Into your suit and SPLASHIN. Hat what a shock 10 soine of the poor gia When they see thelr heroes come out with flat chests and skinny arms instead of the big, husky frames they ex- pected to YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK Don't try to make excu Ivs_ your own fi yourselt. to Mind you out A PHYSIQUE TO BE PROUD OF It’s not too late. Snap into tt and I can save you yet It means hard work and plenty of it, but—wait tli you see the results. THE MUSCLE BUILDER My Job Is to build muscle. ‘That ts why they call me The Muscle Builder. In just 30 days I am going to add one full inch to your biceps, Yes, and two Inches on your chest in the same length of time. But that's Iam golng to broaden out those shoul- quiver up your old backbone, [am to pula man’s neck on you and a pair of legs to the strong sturdy body they support. You our step and a flash to your eye, i¢ Iife within you, Before summer nize your former self. You Oh, boy! But Now are just our of luck can't blame e but are you golng to do? eis going ders and shoot 3 goln Balan sturdy, virile body to be really proud of. You will be admired for your ‘perfect manhood— This these while others are 45 ho idle prattle, fellows: things. 1 guara then, bo. "Time fs short aud we have a job to do. ‘n glances of pity and scorn. Send for my new 64-page book “Muscular Development” It Is FREE full-page photographs of myself ay prize-winning pupils I have ame to me as pitiful weaklings, Look them over now and theif present physiques. ‘This is antl a real inspiration to you ugh and through. All I ask 1s cost of wrapping and mailing ‘This will not obligate you at of Your future health and happiness, Send today—right now before you It contains forty-thre do’ not put it off. turn this page. EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3007 305 Broadway, New York City EARLE E. LIEDERMAN, Dept. 3097, 305 Broadway, New York City Dear Sir: Tenclose herewith 10c. for which you are to send me, without obligation on ‘my part whatever, & copy of your latest book “Muscular Development.” Name. Street city State (Please write or print platniy) comicbooks.com