Judge — June 21, 1924 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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to his whiskers, But this is foolishness. Mr. who has done more thar trial society must or and produce for serv mankind will go to smash. ‘The ce nt. efficient. Amon of society, he includes not only the men who fatten on dividends, but all stock brokers, bankers, lawyers, retail merchants, win- A corporatic far more efficient: than competition. Socialism is merely Cook (in professor’s house)—Quick, Marie! Him an’ her's bawlin’ each other out somethin’ grand, but it don’t do us no good without a dictionary! SAFETY RAZORS TO THE RESCUE by Walter Prichard Eaton Inc C, ti more to G. B. SI to him. Shaw has never s\ * owe: as to attribute his ¢ Samson’s str eccentricities as G. BLS. He itself, cease producing for profit, I the general ¢ Tieves that our indus- of it. mpetitive system is waste- leulates, is only about 30 per “y the non-producers, the useless members even America, Mr. Gillette ¢ y were not organized on i sof men out into the country to erect billboards — Com scape. An or trust, is, as Karl Marx long wo observ f tie corporation, owned by everybody and ownit Mr. Gillette wise y never once uses the word “The People’s Corpora- for socializing the country, uw than G. B. Shaw does of passin ome people, in- property, nomic eccentricities — the man who predictes thowas attributed to his hair. told King Solomon that women would get the te proves it. Here is aman — exhibited in Jerusalem at ten talents a pe other person who ever lived to might have remove the whiskers from men’s faces he declares, the necessity single new law or confiscating one de or disturbing Dusiness. Tt sounds « roplanes was a nat, and the chap whe a look at Mr. Gillette's plan. rs, will give you Boni & Liver prize of $500 for the best review ty, that’s worth havin ad he is suffering from the publish sides, i » having shaved xl of mankind, or — society, should now want to si oh AND CREATIVE ly (Boni and Li contains a brief life of I Tinker n interesting volume, It 1 of his poems, a | and finally “Eur sine philosophy. at intellect, will hardly persuade any but the Puc fans. and under our present system we — artist of the short. story. can’t think of any better way to keep our factories going than pre to send gi across the of his hest critical writings dressers, mummers, alvertisings men and members of essay in whieh Poo attemptes Congress. If acquisitive basis, — is to prove, we should certainly need fewer lawyers; all government exists to protect private property In his early years he wrote i Dut only a few. ed with most of the men writi ous Iyries, Was nol a great poet, wry criticism in the . profound and brilliant rb as the rest did not, critic, who understood the principles of who surpassed them in sureness of t But compared with Ity. F alism — distinction. in his book. He knows that the average 100 per cent. Ameri- a lonely, pathetic figur » who thinks Socialism and Anarchy are the same thing, would throw a fit. But just the same he propounds a scheme European erities his work lacks His philosophy was flashing intuition. Poe Itogether too much the artist for the n. and he left us a body of imperishable (Continued on page 2: America of his generati vl re *s worth of eh? But ote was publicly Anyhow, you tht, by Sherwin object But it Poe was a great few vd in analytical comicbooks.com