Judge — June 7, 1924 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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I NOTE THESE 7 SIGNS IN MEN PAST 40 By Byram C, Kelly, A. M., L. L. D. Iam past 40 myself. I had begun to wonder when I would begin to break— to lose my old-time pep and aggressive- ness—when, through a mutual friend I made the personal acquaintance of a cer- tain member of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, whose wonderful work I had heard of. I made a trip to his laboratories and the things learned should interest every man ap- ching or past the prime of life. Sur- sing as it may seem, nearly two-thirds i; of allmen pasta certain middle age suffer with a disorder of the prostate gland. Common Middle Age Ailments Here is an important cause for many conditions which heretofore have been taken for granted as old-age ailments ~sciatica, aches in back, legs and feet, frequent nightly risings, nervousness and irritability, and frequent dizzy spel high blood pressure. Constipation, h depressed spirits often go . indicating aches and . But my rned of ing treatment that reli te trou- atment that reaches this gland directly —und is so convenient that anyone can apply itin his own home, 10,000 Men Find Relief I know too plainly the effects of prostate gland disorder when it is allowed to continue unabated. I know of the operations and the common sayin among many that the average life after this oper- ation is only two or three years. That is why I am doing everything possible to let people know of this importantdiscovery. Statesmen, bankers, law- yers, doctors, men from every walk in life have used the method with succ Ihave read hun- dreds of letters from gratified men. OneI remember in particular was froma Colorado man which years young is my age. Yet for years I suffe h prostate trouble. Used medicine to —had about given up hope when a doctor r mended your treatment.” Just think of years old restored to the health and bu: youth—without drugs, electric rays or books. All Explained in Free Book If you have prostate trouble, if you suffer with any of the ailments mentioned above, not lose a day in finding out about this wonderful new method. Send immediately for an interest- ing, free book called,“‘Why Many Men Are Old at 40.” It describes this splendid treatment and shows you how you may regain much of your youthful vigor. Send your request to the ‘Thermal Company, 934 Main Street, Ohio, the concern that is distributing these books for the author. There is no obligation. If you are not interested yourself, you may be able to do an “older” friend an immeasurable benefit by show- ing him this article. Biogewe ge , Large Stranger (at 2 A.M.)—Hey, feller, wanta buy a razor? curiosity—a guy done a murder with it Sort of a Making Things Pleasant Te T saw old Gaffer Cheese was looking bum; on creaking knees, his back was out of plumb. And to myself I “By James, the gaffer’s old and frail; he soon must quit these earthly games and slumber in the vale. The dew of death siden bow] is cracked; and he he toi along is on his brow, the he’s really with the dead ones now, but won'tadmit the fact. He totters through the human hive, amid the surging crowd, and makes a bluff that he’s alive, so he may save a shroud. He seems so fecble and distraught, so stly and so pale! He looks like something some one bought n sale.” I met him as he toiled along, and cried, | “Oh, Gaffer Cheese, P'm glad you look so and_ strong. whiskers in- the ne! L just: now marked your lusty step, your buoyant, youthful air: I'm glad to see you full of pep, and right side up with care!” Old G r Cheese was moved to tears hy kindness such as mine; he seemed to at some one’s bar; your shed a dozen years: he straightened his old spine. he said, “that you ean see how sound and hale Tam; although my years are ninety-three, I feel like Mary’s lamb. Yet all the peoy as they pass remind me of my age, and tell me that all flesh is grass, the world a transient stage. Alas, alas, the passing host. are thoughtless, harsh and mean; they say I’m looking like a ghost lit up They stab, as with a butcher knife, this weary heart of mine; with kerosene. you put some sunshine in my life, and say I'm looking fine!” My neighbor, Jigsmith, harmless cuss, | is driving down the street; he just has 28 bought a brand new bus, with spark pl all complete. And to myself [ say. “Great Seott, and by St. Simon’s hat! Dm sorry that he gone and bought so fierce a boat as that! \ lemon is the Saney Six, men knock it near and far; it’s built and marketed for hicks who do not know a It's bug- crazy quilt, its works are never right, all kinds of grief are in it built, its upkeep is a fright.” But as [ teetered down the street to buy a can of tar, [was so lucky as to meet this Jigsmith in his car. “Well, well I 3 goat, are both my eyes askew, or do I see boat? ar. house as a cried, “by Caesar's a brand And it’s a dinge You sure new . ca happy man, this I've toc garish, gaudy du never seen a Oh, I would eat my Sunday hat, I would, so help me, Mike, if I could own a boat like that, and in it burn the pike! I would resort to any tricks, a sinful course I'd the nobler van upon the publie we rif L could own a Saucy Six boat without a peer!” Then Jigsmith lifted up his head, and heaved a gladsome grin; “You make me young in.” he said; “I was about all For nearly every man [ve met has knocked my prancing bus, and said it is the fiercest’ bet, it isn’t worth a cuss; they say it is a hog for gas, it’s th on tires and tubes, the windshicld’s imitation in. glass, it’s only sold to boobs. ‘They slug me with their verbal bricks and make me sad and sore; then you admire my Saucy , and [am gay once more!” Want The Rendezvous Jill—Where did about women? Mason. you learn so. much Jack —In barber shops. comicbooks.com