Judge — May 31, 1924 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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This Jazz Age af ays of haste and hurry, Filled with agitation ts of strain and worry, Secking cheap sensation: Sanity may call, but All men flout her plea: Or evidently all but Me. Overwork has got us Chattering and nervous: Overstrain has shot us, Nothing can preserve us: Especially it’s irksome When the boss gets sore, Urging me to work some More. Speed has made us frantic: Ruin soon will smite us; Life is but an antic, Nor could vd Saint. Vitus Loosen Jazz's clutches! (Hardly dare T peep: “What bothers me so much is Sleep! Soon our fevered nation Will by haste be maddened; By the sit Editors ar ation saddened; And T too would weep a Little for their sake, If 1 could but kee Wake. Easily Remedied “The cellar.” vd the was house, gent who the showing “is perfectly dry.” “That's all right,” replied the prospec- tive purchaser, “I know a good boot- Getting Settled at the Movies M*s seats and wife. spotti the semi-darkne: “beg pardon” their way to them. Trying to remove his hurry xs two va through topcoat. ina not to block the view of the people in back, man bumps back hair of strange woman in front and gets an ugly look Mam, flustered, sitsdown on his own hat. Rescues hat and spends two minutes trying to eath the ase it into holder be vat. Finds that holder. is | brings hat back into lap, ther with his folded coat. to rest When ? The automatic shave and hair cut. The radio bug walks in his sleep! Woman debates audibly whether her ho to remain on her head or so as to make removal compulsory. Reluctantly removes, aud asks man to hold it while she loosens her coat. ts man to Coat loosened, woman requ “pull it up over my shoulders, there is Man drops wife's hat to floor. Picking it up, drops his own hat. Brief feminine reference to the male sex in general. Woman disco It was on hat and did not come up from the Hoot with it. Dismal gropings of floor, with no result exeept rush of blood to two heads. Woman finds veil caught in the meshes of her handbag, where it has been all the time rs loss of veil. Woman spots two better seats, four d bids man follow her. Reach seats with loss of only one hat rows pin, and repeat former process with slight variations, The Real Thing Why don’t real name on the sereen? Movie Queen thing permanent! Reporter yon use your But T must Jiave some- Background Putterly (starting to drive off, to Bunkerly)—There’s no use talking, old man, an hour or so business in the morn- ing does put you in fine fiddle for golf! comicbooks.com