Judge — May 17, 1924 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Ups anp Downs Famous Ups How high is—? Walk—one flight and save ten dollars. —stag: Going—in the world. Whatever goes—must come down. It’s not the initial expense but the keep. Strike—the band, here comes a sailor. Famous Downs Last—. with drink. Going \ man may be—but he’s never out. the line. Marked— When Dempsey fell through the ropes. Tue Cosmic Ircu AY Gee she goes to a lecture + On Freeing the Mind from Chains; Tuesday's devoted to musi Except on such days as it rains; Wednesdays, rhythmic expression And dancing hold sway in her heart; Thursday, the Structure of Drama, Spanish, and cla: in art; Friday she dabbles in sculpture— The clay’s “just the messiest stuff”; Saturday, vocal instruction— “If I could just practice enough!” Sunday, her Rhythmic Religion Brings me to sadly confess She’s dozens of means for expression, And nothing at all to express. Its Tue Deptus or IGNorance Motorist—Is this Fairmount? Native—Humpf! Fust tour made, ain’t it? This is Jonesboro. ye ever Tue Gotpen FiEeece Willie Kriss ssident. Willie Kross—Not for mine! the Veterans’ Bureau. When I grow up, Ewanna Me for Ba. “John, is there anything in life but love?” “Nothing, my dear. ready soon?” Will dinner be Is This hee Good Time to Invest? Some financial authorities say that bonds should be bought now, because the price is probably going higher. Others advise waiting—prices, they say, are likely to decline. Anybody who is confused by this conflicting advice can always solve the problem by putting his money into Miller First Mortgage Bonds. He can get 7°; interest and he won’t have to worry about whether the market is going up or down. Mail the coupon today for cire for booklet “Creating Good Investments” G. L. MILLER & COMPANY, Inc. 108 Carbide and Carbon Building 30 East 42nd Street, New York Please send me, without obligation, circular describing a Miller First Mortgage Bond issue, and booklet “Creating Good Investments." Name Address. ah City and State No Investor Ever Lost a Dollar in Miller Bonds Ecc View News Notes M's Crocus Quick attracted consid- 1¥2 erable attention at the masquerade ball, last night, by wearing fig leaves over her ears. Because a Scotch scientist says that there never was an Adam, Chet Lumley wonders whether folks won't start to hunt after a new first name for the apple in their neck. Truman Bilge, who is hard of hearing, attended a lecture in Pollywog Tuesday night, and made everybody turn around and look at him when the speaker ex- med that prohibition had set a lot of folks to thinking. Truman thought the feller said winking. Toady Marsh, who received a bill this morning for his wife's new hat, just heard that they’ve got a moving sidewalk down in New York. Toady bets that such con- trivances will never be used in front of millinery stores. Ler Van Every. Rad I hear that the British Museum has re- ceived, The greatest collection of fleas that is known, My poor little Fido, how will he be grieved, He claimed that distinction as strictly his own! ‘ular describing a 7°, issue and ! 108 Carbide and Carbon Bldg. 30 East 42nd Street New York Philadelphia Pittsburgh Atlanta Memphis St. Louis Buffalo @ Knoxville Countryman (looking at a well-known picture)—“Vandyck, by Himself.” What asilly thing to put; anyone could see that there is with him.—Pearson’s Weekly. no one ott “What do news?” “Sorry, I don’t know it to-day. The man next to me in the car this morning was reading yesterday's paper.” —Lustige Blaetter, Berlin. you think of the latest Mrs. Shopper (who has just taken up golf)—Sir, I wish to exchange this box of golf balls I bought here last week. They are worthless. I tried each one, and not one would go over twenty feet. comicbooks.com