Judge — May 10, 1924 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Send coupon below for full particulars. hut introduces very severe strains on the vonneeting rods, crank shafts and other mechanism as well. cent and efficient: group of scientists or doctors who, at held throughout the country, have determined the exact cause of this motor tion and without committing themselves cither to the homeopathic or the allopathic school of medicine, have developed “pink | pills” for the gasoline engine which, like many familiar advertisements, enable the | various clinies ‘ar indiges- motor to “eat anything and be happy However, instead of taking this medi- cine before or after meals, it is mixed with sd now for any man to earpy around a ge, protruding abdomen. Not only the food designed for the motor and thus not only cures existing cases of indigestion but prevents that “morning after” feeling in those which have imbibed too freely for the first time in their short lives. In other words, it is a preventive as well a cure. T ‘0 GIVE the scientific “pink pills” the form of a reddish liquid—would prove of little value, for would not member it and if you did, the garage man would not know what you were talking about. It will doubtless be given the feminine name of cause one of its ¢ may ame of these you re- vel,” however, be- ivatives is “ethyl aleo- hol” and the process by which the gaso- line is) rendered treated for consumption by the most thy lizi This liquid, which will give smooth operation and instantaneous throttle re- sponse to a badly carbonized engine, is expensive, but fortunately only a few drops are required for the treatment of every gallon of fuel. This brings the cost | honized engine, is termed * to but three or four cents more per gallon than the price of the plain, indigestible | fuel. It is our impression that the larg sanization which is promoting this magic fluid, realizes that the automobile indus- try will suffer from the attempts of quacks much as has the medical profession, and | though the red appearance of the liquid is does it mar your appearance—not only does it make you look years older than you ly are—but it actug impairs your health, and thus ruins your chance for success and happiness Through « wonderful new invention, thou- | ple which are in reality in | indigestion-proof and | | noted within a few week: artificial, it is produced for the protection of the motorist and he may thus know that the fuel for which he pays 20 per cent. more has been properly treated. Plans are now under way for the treat- ment, by “ethylizing,” of ordinary gasoline in exactly the proper amount by some of the fuel distributing companies through- out the country, and it is predicted that when once the merits of this new, fully- digestible gasoline have been observed, few motorists will care to return to the older and more indigestible type which, while cheaper in initial cost, nevertheless makes carbon removal and other engine adjustments and replacements much more frequent. sands of men have found the one safe, ant way rid of the exe around their waist. They don’t need to starve themselves or go on a diet of any kind — they don’t have to take strenuous, heart-straining exer= cise —and they don’t have to 1 the exorbitant fees charged by a pro- fessional masseur. Yet they daily t thinner and thinner—they look years younger—and they actually im- prove in health too! 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