Judge — May 10, 1924 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Weeds says the only thing he understood was that the fellow that died was a foreigner named Arterio Sclerosis, or some foreign name like that. tae Deputy Sheriff Hen Henry was wounded ina peculiar manner by a stranger he was going to arrest for vay- Hen says that when he walked up the stranger reached one hand to his hip pocket and Hen dropped his gun and says, “Sure,” but the stranger pulled out a gun instead and shot him. Cuet JouNnson DIFFERENCES HE Wore is full of a number of ways of describing things—a sunset for in stance. You or E might say: “Oh, look at the wonderful sunset over those hills. ‘The poet would say, perhaps: “The little hills that nestle down, All softly, tender, gray, Are lit with faintly burning flame That signals passing day While the free verser: “Look ‘The sunset! Convulsive!! Voluptuous!!! With sky ines Against pi nadined tae “Tf T were only your hushand— “Let's not talk things!” about Fantasio (Paris). unpleasant THE PSYCHOLOGICAL MOMENT Sleepwalker's Wife—William! Wake up and fall! PERMANENT Or LONELY bachel He grew exceec Life was a passing of RattLesnake Fiats Nores AFAEL SILBERBAUM, our local sheik * and who owns the automobile, was slightly injured yesterday when he turned his automobile into a bullet that was just passing him on the left. Laz Lawton, who fired the gun, had several witnesses who swore Rafael turned and collided with the passing bullet without sticking out his hand and signaling that he was going to turn. The judge fined Rafael 82.50 for violating traffic rules. The bullet just barely hit Rafael’s arm and then passed through his windshield, neither wound being serious. s+ is the winner that finds the most things in the picture beginning with “W.” now has seven things on his list and would have eight but he ain't sure how to spell “hoodoo.” Fach one of them woefully dreary. He fell for the charms of his cook, For she was one swell little looker; Their wedding took place yesterday, And now she’s his fireless cooker. Epcar Dantet Kramer. A piece in the paper from Phoenix yesterday says that Jupiter Pluivius is expected to visit this part of the country about Fric so the secretary of the Rattlesnake Flats Commercial Club is trying to get hold of Mr. Pluvius to see if he won't be the speaker at the weekly club luncheon. Coconino Claude, the champion bronco buster who was never throwed from a Slats Hawkins, who just got back from the South, says the boll weevil menace has been exaggerated as he was in the South three w d any and in fact never saw a boll weevil. ks and never was bothe: Jigsaw Hooley, the fiddler, who has given up music the past week while he is working on a prize puzzle that will win him #100 on a washing machine if he horse in his life, sustained a severely sprained ankle last night when he was unable to ride the new-fangled rocking- chair that Mrs, Six-Gun Slocum just put in the lobby of the Climay Hotel. ee There was a death out in Wildeat Gulch yesterday, but the fellow that telephoned about it to the Weekly Rattle office didn’t talk clear and editor Inkspot A niche in the Hall of Fame. comicbooks.com