Judge, 1924-05-10 · page 20 of 36
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Yellow fever —Chicago Phoenix Rnd Sentry=-Halt! Who goes there? Answer—Moses. “‘Advance and give the ten command- ments.” —Hamilton Royal Gaboon. te He thought he'd surely made a hit, When for his photograph she prayed, “Out when this calls,” she wrote on it ‘And gave it to the maid. —Amherst Lord Jeff. Bad He—TI think she is just as pretty as she can be. She—Most girls are. — Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern. Delta—Let’s go for a walk. Gamma—How come? “Doctor’s orders—have to exercise a dumb-bell every day.—Pitt Panther. Daughter—Mother, is kissing danger- ous? Mother-—Yes, daughter. 1 got your father that way.—Teras Ranger. Mopern Beptime Story —why cannot leyan Wasp. “Tf two can sle alon one sleep together “Bah jove! Most deucedly strange! How did they know I was coming?”—Rice Owl. Se Oh, can’t you hear the beat Of a thousand marching feet? (Soldiers on the way To old Bombay!) Oh, can’t you hear the tramp And the stamp, stamp, stamp Of soldiers on the way To old Bombay? Oh, can’t you hear the din? Tf you can, you surely win— You've got better ears than I have, Gunga Din! —VYale Record. ttt 4 divorce is the key to the wedlock. ginia Reel. “My goodness, what old-fashioned ding now?” k have you been re Georgia Yellow Jack “Beshrew then, my lilting An- dronicus, where didst_catch yon panting finny denizens?” “Now by the carburetor of Deu- calion, that were an poser, Pan- urge. I did not catch the lovely critters; I hooked 'em.”—Brown Jug. we Prof. (in lunch room)—Do you serve any cheese with apple pie? Waiter—Yos, sir: we serve anyone here.—New York Mercury. sae When ice cream grows on macaroni trees, And Sahara’s sands grow muddy; When cats and dogs wear B. V. D.’s, That's the time I'd like to study. —Williams Purple Cow. ery Frosh—Say, Grant, the bill collector is down stairs. Senior—Tell him to take that pile on my desk.—Hamilton Royal Gaboon. Foolish Question No. 6789023 Will the lady fix the tire? —Rutgers Chanticleer. comicbooks.com