Judge — May 3, 1924 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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The “road hog” THEORY “When leave thei cells, their terms expired, their tra- then should meet ing bells, and find them pla Why does the erimin to evil courses when released SAID, conviets vail done, we them, w in the sun. he sees his fellows spurn his sh a beast. If we aosmile when he comes he mi though he would greet him with were from the prison gate, it be saved from paths of guile, and taught to walk wht.” at T felt convin that T was int a dothen recd that Pete MePelt, freed that night. “Now, here's a chance,” to prove my arguments Ml meet Pete at the place of gre being him home, and here h Tl show in him a perfect trust, rege of his punk renown, and surely he won have the crust to turn my kindly message T'll show him the have only charity in mind his fellow-men > he'll know a stretch in yonder pen does not divide him from his kind. And thus inspired he'll go, with zeal, to carve and high) career, the toil stained) wheel, without reproach, and without fe: And T shall write with great content (and earn perhaps a hun- down, a new to earn honest, We take great pleasure in presenting the biggest thing in fiction in years. “The Outline of Prohibition.” Order yours now! takes advantage of the balloon tires. AND PRACTICE dred beans) the tale of my experiment, desell it to the m a Grimes, my friend,” when at the prison I ou have slack belting in your b this scheme of yours is wild and weird; this Pete MePelt’s a bitter skate; reform his ways? He simply can’t; no doubt he'll and then abduct zines.” the promi your maiden aunt “It is this attitude,” bars the erring of to go straight, Ty is held to sin and viee's trysting pl But Twill show. this Pete MePelt’ that I have faith in his desire to quit the habits which have spelt for him a dungeon dark and dire. And when he is a saintly skate, an honored good and true, T'll bring him to this prison gate and show you what my plan will do.” suspicion he voter, rook the convict to my home, and to 1 bedroom in the keep, and handed him a moral pome to read until he went to sleep. T told him T would be his friend so long as he would toe the mark, and put an everlasting end licentious, lewd and dark. Accustomed to | the brutal game of heartless warders in the pen, shook frame, he shed nine tears, or maybe ten, And when I rose ¢ wind my lyre dadblamed p! him many useful thin earthed the little hoa put in brine, and he to ways emotion his careworn its strings, the and with . ad un- {of rubles 1 had had copped my trusty Ford and divers other goods of mnine, And oft the warden comes along, and leans upon my garden fence, “T knew your scheme was wrong, on the blink, and lacking sense.” And this is always the reward of one who'd pull a noble trick; he gets re- proaches by the cord from every crass, benighted hick. Watt Mason, and says, Kay WOODIE ITALIAN BRUYERE FOUR DOLLARS AND UP —————— Le ’ A Kaywoodie is always good form...The white - clover in the stem is proof of the smoker's good taste. It is known as the mark of the finest Bruyére pipe made. A Kaywoodie pipe is al- ways unconditionally guaranteed and there is no import duty in- cluded in its price. © | KAUFMANN BROS. & BONDY | @ The Oldest Pipe House in America ‘j, 33 East 17th Street, New York City 54 Established 1851 I. Write Dept. 945. 60% of Market Price Hughes of Diamonds ‘Tht 46 6-22 Ct. sparkling diamomd sotl- of {lery radiabce ut $29.05. Alvo bi Sefer tee Brain 70-7ear, Gideat argent tng’ trey toa Sther batzalna. shlust sell KO Why Pay Full Prices fests Roum to See fegen' Beatribes Wiasro arqaterd cast lon \itedexcbasy in Bullets ieee i tation These iow ot; Door 8 Songz prney since