Judge — April 26, 1924 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Once in a while a skilful producer like Ziegfeld comes mg, lays hold of the venerable fable and by the exercise of considerable taste and talent and a feeling for beauty converts it into ething like “Sally,” making it the food of very pleasant diver- sion. And, then again, every once in a while, another kind of producer comes along, puts into it a quartet dressed as policemen, a couple of vaudeville clog dancers, a line wherein a character named Mister Zotz is alluded to as Mister Sle Superior Person—What, portrait painting, Ernest! But rather pretty-pretty, isn’t it?—London Mail. a chorus number in which the girls run around the darkened stage with pocket flashlights and an Irish character who ad- mires pistache ice cream because it. is green, and converts it into something like “Paradise Alley.” A musical show, with few ex sptions, “Paradise of the most talented musical show principals in exis. tence to give it the breath of life, and these are unfortu: absent from its st Aside from George Bickel, a firs comedian who, due to lack of mate! is pretty mournful on this occasion, there lives or dies on its principals. Alley would: require som is not a soul in the piece who interests one in the slightest. Arthur West, one of the two leading comedians, is utterly without humor. Even with a supply of comic situations, lines and business, one has misgivings that he could do much After all, it takes something more to make a comedian than a white sweater with red and green bands around it and a pair of floppy checkered pantaloons. ‘The leading lady is very mild both in the field of looks and talent, and is so assiduously cute and sweet that one finds one’s self longing for Marie Dressler at her tough- est. Another of the principals, a Mlle. Chadwick, works like a beaver trying its best to get bookings over the Pantages Cireuit, but accomplishes nothing save the stereotyped music show rigmarole. ttt “We have statues erected to celebrate events which now have no significance,” says a writer. So do the Americans. Look at their Statute of Liberty !—London Opinion. BIS An English vessel with a full cargo of whisky for America has been ship- wrecked off the coast of Namya, an island in the South Atlantic. No intelligible account of the affair can yet be obtained from the inhabitants —Passing Show, comicbooks.com