Judge — April 19, 1924 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Pyorrhoea Inflammation of the gums, otherwise known as Rige’s Dise F Pyorrboea, 18 a inodern menace of mankind. Every reputable dentist will tell you that treated a3 a local “disease 4 ¢ tncuradle. All Loc cruel delusion. Pulling teeth ¢: tually the unfortunate patient ¢: teeth because the plates over ti red gums cause him untold agony. 1 mastication leads to poor nutrition, to various forms of disease, to hospitals, to irritability,’ to tragedies, to Dre- mature death, MEDICAL METHODS CHANGED Progressive dentists and Dhysicians will tell you that Correctconstitutional methods fare @ success. We will send FoUs Fepriat of an article as far back as November, 191%, in the Dental Di Thoea Corrected Nutrition.” written by Alfred Walton, own pyorrhoed in a few days, tested before and afterwards by well known profeseeevat y well known professors at dental colleges. He used our method. > Pyorrhoea is catarrh of the gus and the cause is thesame as the cause of catarrh elsewhere in the human body’ ‘Butter, cheese, oll, eggs, salt, In excess or in wrong com- binations, of any fermenting foods, produce mucus which, in its passage through the body, eauses ‘trouble tn the Stomach (gastritis), or in the bowels (colitis), oF neat the appendix (appendicitis), or in the tonsils. Cionsilitisy, or in the throat, bronchial tubes (bronchitis asthma)” or in the nose (rhinitis), and also 1s pushed out between the gums and teeth, producing @ ‘catarrhal condition called PYORRHOEA, which loosens the teeth. “The f mented waste or mucus produces pus whieh excoriates “pus pockets” and polsons the person's every morsel of food The teeth have had nothing todo with the whole pro- ceas from beginning to eud, except that thelr very’ exis tence provides a natural channel ia the gums along which the mucus exudes and forms pus pockets, abscesses ‘Avold mucus-making foods: Ext, as tieeded. sultable Drain-and-nerve nourishing. solvent’ laxative foods. etc ‘To increase brain power for special occasions at will is the first step towards seeing the way to multiplying wealth SAVE TEETH—BUILD HEALTH You can make your teeth firm again and remedy your stomach and other troubles at the same time by correcting your nutrition. Do not have your teeth extracted un- hecessarily. 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He only had his pep and health as assets in his youth, and yet he fought his way to wealth—a record fine, in sooth, And as he journeys in his bus he thinks the neighbors smile, that they indorse his pomp and fuss, approve his goodly pile. They know he rose by sterling worth, and no doubt say, “Gee whiz, he earned the fatness of the earth, we're glad that it is |his!” He thinks the neighborhood ad- mires, as he weaves to and fro, upon his handsome rubber tires that cost five insid, pounds a throw. But people view him as he tools his van and sadly say, “He'd look far better driving mules along the public way. He cannot make the classy grade, he’s igno- rant, all through; silk purses cannot well be made from ears of sows, kerchoo! He |always has to grind his teeth when he would write his name; a butcher in a poet’s wreath would queer the bay-leaf game. He surely thinks he is admired, speeding there; he only makes the Ss he goes ¢ tired, and savage as a bea aes I wind my phonograph at evening's solemn hour, and say, “My neighbors stand the gaff, their lot is hard and dour. They starkly labor in the sun, their stomachs hot and dry; their little, slender rolls of mon no luxuries will buy. Their lives are full of toil and strife, lost their collective goat; the finer, gentler side of life is from them too remote, And so I'll wind my music mill and let them 30 It musta been that ole bedtime story put me to slee ! | FOOLING OURSELVES hear the strains of golden voices that will fill with ecstasy their brains.” And as I play I think, “Odsfish! How they must love this sound, expressing every human wish and yearning most T picture them in silent bliss profound!” on all the porches near; to such a noble feast as this they'll lend an eager ear. Then through the casement rock that soaks me on the dome, and [ put up some ribald talk around my lowly home. And in the Morning News I read how voters sad complain; their evening peace is snickersneed by jazz kindred strain. “Where the the paper cries, with gasping. th; “must weary and hard be phonographed to death? comes a and are cops?” panting bre working gu) The humble toiler earns his prunes by plying ax and wedge, then has to listen to some tunes that set his teeth on ed The music fan, we hear, was slugged last night with rocks and stones; he also should be pinched and jugged and fined some fifty bones The gifted sy lieves he’s mac “We'd give a farm if he would only quit!” And so through gladness and distr proceeds the mortal gin! chump who'd try to guess just w neighbors think. aker, full of charm, be- a hit; his hearers think he’s a the and Watt Mason Cad Moving pictures were known ne n thousand years ago, says a wr nt skeleton with ently The mystery of the the skull crushed in that was r dug up is now explained. 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