Judge — April 19, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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First Chorus Girl—My face is my _ fortune. Second— Well, don’t worry, dear; the wealthiest people aren't always the happiest. — Yale Record. ery “Throw me a rope!” shouted the actor in the rescue scene. the § e it a noose!” hissed the man in 0 seat.—Penn State Froth. ttt Teacher —What is an engin Willie—Man who runs an engine. Teacher—Correct. And a pioneer? Willie—Man that tunes a piano.— New York Medley. Flo—Say, what were ye first row orchestra of the Saturday night? Ziegfield—Oh, my uncle died and left me two tickets.—N. Y. Medley. doing in the “Follies” last Mother told me never to let a girl kiss me—Rice Owl. “Jones is always unlucky. Tle got taken out and almost Ivnched by the kK. K. K. the other night.” “Why the big mistake? He's not colored.” “OF course not; but he'd just been trying to persuade his wife to let him in and he'd talked himself black in the face.” —Middlebury Blue Baboon. tote The most stirring passages ever writ- ten are found in’ the cook book.— Carolina Boll Weevil. Soph— Father raised an awful row about my bills. Sophomore — But college costs so much more than when he was in school. “Well, I only hope he makes allowance for it.”— Northwestern Purple Parrot. ery Hoyie’s Cottece Games For Frosu 1. “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers” —Frosh is the drum. 2. “Drop the Handkerchief” —Frosh is the handkerchief. 8. “Napoleon Crossing the Alps" — Frosh is the Alps. 4. “How to Paddle a Canoe’—Frosh is the canoe. 3. “The Baptism of Clovis"—Frosh is Clovis.—Washington Columns. cd Mother—Eunice, can you see in the nice—No; why? “Well, I heard you tell Halley last night he hadn't shaved.”—Denver Clarion. He—May I have the next dance? She—Sure. I don’t want it—Dartmouth Jack o' Lan- tern. rend Judge—What's your name, oceupa- i id what's the charge? My name is Sparks, Tam an electrician, and [am charged with battery. “Put this guy in a dry cell”"— Washington Cougar's Paw. ttt Lady (in opera party)—Can you look over my. shoulder? Stormed Youth—Oh, yes, indeed; Pve been looking over both of then do think they are beautiful—U. of Chicago Phoenix. “Hi, brow!” “Lo, brow!”—Ohio State Sun Dial. comicbooks.com