Judge — April 5, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“That rich old codger, Jones, is a pretty tight-fisted cuss, isn’t he?” “Yes; all his relations are afraid that he is so stingy he won’t even give up his ghost.”—Yale Record. A Comepy IN THREE AcTS Act I A student and two pints. Act 2 A student and one pint. Act 3 One pint. —Georgia Cracker. Iii) yp i mt Ki Nn, A i ui Ta vie x Ly PT a LINES TO A LADY The creator of this sketch en- titled it, “Lines of Least Resist- ance.” Very good, but what's more, it reminds us of most co- eds—mostly “lines,” but neverthe- less attractive——Ohio Sun Dial. Mother—That was very foolish, daughter dear, going riding with Robert after the dance. Weren't you cold? Daughter—Yes, mother. Good, and cold.—Virginia Reel. Sse I am from Missouri, you have to show me. Iam from Elgin, watch me.—Michi- gan Gargoyle. Dotting a capital eye. —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Tue DIFFERENCE I WALKED in back of A co-ed On my way from class And honestly As she walked along She glanced at her image In at least Half of the shop- Windows!!! I walked in back of A male student On my way from class And as he walked And as I watched I ruminated on The difference in The vanity Of man and woman. For where the co-ed Had admired herself In half the shop windows This male Didn’t miss A single one. —Georgia Cracker. 18 “Do you drink liquor?” “Sure, what do you think I do with it?”—Carolina Boll Weevil. He Propasiy Fett Harp Bo—You know Hennessy, who was always off women? Well, be fell for a skirt at last: Zo—Tell us about it. Bo—He told one of these Scotch Highlanders that his knees were bony. —Washington Columns. sae A fool there was and he hitched his star (Even as you and 1) To a battered flivver all mud and tar— We called it a joke that had gone too far, But the fool, he called it his motor car (Even as you and I). : —Yale Record. Tit pe Damnep! Although a judge can only say, “You be hanged,” while a bishop can ’. “You be damned,” yet the fact re- mains that when a judge says you be hanged, you will be hanged.—Dart- mouth Jack o’ Lantern. TEWER Razz—I thought you promised me that you wouldn’t smoke any more. Berry—I did. “But you are smoking as much as ever.” “Well, that isn’t any more, is it?”—Texas Ranger. “Th this y “He Dame QE Ne No lus No we There For ev I don’ But sl Her t Her h Nobo So shi A made one’s off f Babo} comicbooks.com