Judge — March 29, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ing; it’s a Whistler! He—Yes; this is a corker, too!— Georgia Cracker. erry No, Cuthbert, colleges never get so old, that they lose their faculties. Williams Purple Cow. ey Whuda—What's the difference be- tween the college grounds and a nurse- maid? Thunkit—Give up. Whassy answer? “One is a broad campus and the other wheels a baby carriag C.C. N.Y. Mercury. erry A Chink truck driver recently pre- sented the following bill to the college: 10 goes, 10 comes, at 50 cents a went, —Penn State Froth. sae The staff wit has just queried why a puppy in a refrigerating plant is like kissing a girl. We're frank to admit we don’t know unless it’s because they're both doggone nice.—West Vir- ginia Moonshine. Dolly—Oh, come and go as a stag, any- way! Tom—Oh! Is it some masquerade affair? —Penn. Punch Bowl. “It's a hard world,” said the steeple- jack as he crashed to the pavement from the top of a_ thirteen-story building —Teras Ranger: eee Marconi reports that Mars has been trying to get us on the wireless. I was some time ago. The Martian operator must have heard a couple of bedtime stories from Newark and de- cided to try Jupiter or Saturn. —Am- herst Lord « tot “What an old-fashioned tintype,”” cried the antique collector as he gazed at the family Ford.—Cornell Widow. Joining the colors. —Amherst Lord Jeff. ery Jack—I know a fellow who ate beef all his life and grew strong as an ox. Jill—That’s nothing, I know a man who ate fish all his life and couldn’t swim a stroke. — Pennsyl- vania Punch Boul. sae She—What is the matter, dear? You look worried. He—The books at the office won't bal- ance. “Why don’t y buy some new ones: N.Y. Medley. “You just know she wears them.” —Ohio Sun Dial. ry “Hello, James, what are you doing walking around at this time of the night?” *m just taking th “Doctor's orders?” No, girl 1 just ‘proposed to."— Washington Columns. air.” tot “T say, my girl is getting stingy.” “Why so?” 1 her for a bushel of kisses—” “And all she gave me was a peck.” — Texas Ranger. “Niggah, I’se goin’ to back you up ’gainst ’at wall; I’se goin’ to mash yo nose all ova yo face; I’se goin’ to push dose teeth down yo throat and black both yo eyes—et cetera.” “Black man, you don’t mean et cetera; you mean vice versa.”"—Notre Dame Juggler. “Ha “No cause marks “W “Ye shows —Ger Dame comicbooks.com