Judge — March 22, 1924 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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, PAPER FOR PEOPLE WHO LAUGH GUR INQUIRING REPORTER | What Is Your Favorite Magazine ? G. Smith Plainfield, N. J. “Judge’’ A. D. Meaney Fifth Avenue Guy Hoff Riverside Drive “‘Judge”’ _¢—__ RIOT AT TIMES SQUARE NEWSSTAND WRECKED Police reserves ns suffered minor ust copy of JupGe caused the al hundred people we und was completely wre and the proprietor, Daniel O'H ys that next week he’ will have plenty of Jepces on hand > news: THE POEMS OF EDDIE GUESS If you want a pal, my boy: A friend without a grudg Who'll fill your life with joy, Be sur di stick to JupGe. | confess | after that, everything went blank. The Daily Smile SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 1924 WEATHER— Gales of Laughter MAN MURDERS GRANDMOTHER | For Her Copy of Judge Philadelphia, Duesenberry March 22—Mrs. Letitia ed 109, was found strangled rday afternoon. A piece of paper was discovered crushed in her hand in her bed y | which afterward proved to be a page from | | Jupar The detective, Patrick O’ Hennessy, who came upon the body, heard uproarious laughter in the next room and murderer, Rufus ¢ After and said that his grandmother found the leep in ¢ amination, copy of JUDGE cro: Goofus had refused to give him his copy and her laughter had driven him to desperation, and Magis- trate with O'Hallerhan dismissed the the prisoner warning “never let it again!” . MAN DROPS DEAD IN STREET Bufialo, N. Y., March 22—C. © field, the well-known li stock broker, dropped dead this afternoon from a stroke | of apoplexy assersby testified that he had been reading a copy of Jupae and laugh- ing uproariously. It is feared that this brought on the attack. MOTOR ACCIDENTS INCREASE Motor have ini cidents for the mon sed 500 per cei t so many pedestr » habit of reading JupG from work and that they become so engrossed in the magazine that they forget to stop ne to astreet crossing. joke too fai 5 Com- missioner O'Flaherty o Read this week's Judge —THE WORLD'S WITTIEST WEEKLY.—Advt. happen NEW PROHIBITION BILL UP Pans- | Rufus Goofus IN CONGRESS Washington, D. ©., March 22 Windbag from Pennsylvania pr Senator ited a bill in Congress yesterday limiting jokes to one- half of 1 humorous content Senator Windbag states that the per per cent of people overcome with laughter from read- ing copies of JupGe has inereased until it He told a reporter of the Evening Smile yesterday that has become a national menace. he did not believe in prohibiting jokes en- tirely, but that a platform of light wheezes and jokes is most essential to the country’s needs. The general feeling in Washington is that there’s small chance of this bill being passed __@— TODAY’S BEST LAUGH “Who was that lady I seen you with this morning?” “That was no lady. That was my wife!” GIGGLING GERTY - - - She gets a seat in the subway comicbooks.com