Judge — March 15, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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un- rite: owl ida m- The eces arly own y to per- harp n in- very orm- ure rity, press patra n of Iver- gular 1, in- cer Is over. First other piece A Pipe Dream T sicHT only! Grand musical comedy medley entitled, “The Good Old Days, and a Little Later.” First part: Selec- tions from “Fiddle-Dee-Dee” and “Twirly Whirly,” with the following cast: Jos. M. Weber, Lew M. Fields, Peter F. Dailey, William Collier, Charles A. Bigelow, Lillian Russell, John T. Kelly, Fay Templeton, Louise Allen and Bessie Clay- ton. Back drop will represent Weber & Fields Music Hall, Broadway, between ‘Twenty-ninth and Thirtieth streets. | Second part: Edna May as “The Belle of New York.” Frank Dani bits from “The Idol’s Eye,”” Eddie Foy as “Mr. Blue Beard,” DeWolf Hopper as “Wang,” with Della Fox, Fred A. Stone asa scarecrow and David C. Montgomery asa tin woodman, assisted by Lotta Faust and Bessie Wynn in “The Wizard of Oz.” Miss Faust, as Tryxie Tryfle, “prospec- tive queen of the Emerald City,” will ex- tend two beautiful arms toward some | gentleman in a right-hand box and sing | very sweetly: “Samm-ie, oh, oh, oh, | Samm-ie, there’s something do-ing up-on | my heart!” May Irwin in selections from “Mrs. Black Is Back,’ Williams and Walker in byplay from “Abyssinia,” Frank Moulan as “the Sultan of Sulu” and many others including Eva Tanguay, Sam Barnard, Edna Wallace Hopper, Ward and Vokes, the Roger Brothers, Marie Jansen, Francis Wilson, Frank Lalor, Marie Cahill, all in bygone bits | of bygone days. The Four Cohans, | Josephine, Helen F., Jerry J. and George M., in selections from “Running for Office,” and “The Governor's Son.” The Rays will give a few slams from “A Hot Old Time.” The Florodora Sextette” will render a selection, and “The Merry Widow” waltz will be introduced. De Wolf Hopper will render “Casey at the Bat” by request and will be congratu- lated in the wings by his friend, Nat Goodwin. The performance will clos with brief scenes from “The Black Crook” and “The Queen of the Moulin Rouge.” Ticket speculators will be all about near the entrance of the lobby and $1.50 tickets may be bought of them for $5 each. ls in cle WILLIAM SaNForb. The Sustained Note I MET a year or so ago A sylph demure and country-bred; “What’s your vocation, dear?” I asked, “I'm in the chorus, sir,” she said. “The work is very, very hard, It’s almost more than I can bear.” And then she added wistfully, “My voice is worse than wasted there!” But when, impressed, I had become Her friend and impresario, Alas! I found, and all too soon, The only note she knew was dough! Epwarp W. Barnarb. Dhy is Marvria e So often aFaihue s Statistics accredited to Judge Ben B. Lindsey, widely known Western jurist indica riage is afailure. Ignorance of sex fast often determining factor in unhappy refer tostatistics accredited to fudge Lindse @ newspaper art ole dated tm ew York, Jan. 8, 1923. BEAUTIFUL and happy bride to- day, Too soon a mother, then more children. The result—over- work, strained constitution, broken health, unhappiness and too often a dl- vorce.. Why is this so often the case? Why should marriage con- vert a healthy, normal girl Into a tired, old woman? Why should such conditions exist?) Why not a continu- ous, happy married life, with children in proportion to the mother’s strength and the means of the family? Is it ignorance of sex matters, birth control and the vital problems that have to do with a happy, well regulated married life? ‘The constantly increasing ratio of divorces to mar- riage is regarded with ser!- ous alarm by the foremost social investigators of the country. 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