Judge — February 23, 1924 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Recarpinc tHe Income Tax What Certain Writers Would Say Were They Living To-day Sir Walter Scott Breathes there the man, not filled with dread, Who to himself hath sadly s This is my own, my income Who is not threatened wit As he looks o'er the printed And tries to state the hon Lord Alfred Tennyson Write, write, write, On thy income tis And “tis best that nm utter The thoughts that aris Henry W. Longfellow’s * The day is warm and brig T have answered every qui OF my income tay—and no Is filled with aches and shootin Y eZ _ 3 Yet the day is bright and « Drawou by DONALD: MCR First Boy—Now we'll find out what happens when the irresistible force meet the immovable object. Or Shakespeare would ha ize Us And a raven came in flapping. flapping To write, or not to my chamber door. tor” Tmuttered and the grim bird sternly uttered » words as it slowly fluttered, fiut- tered to a bust of Volstead above my chamber door—these question Whether ‘tis better for the + The serious results from ove Phos From filling out an income tax re Or to take arms against a riment of fact tronbl three words and nothing more And by « Quoth the raven, “Write some more.” rinm? \. M. Bossier. Bdgar Allan Poe— sae Once upon a midnight dreary, as T po Oxe Way to Per Tt dered, weak and wear “The boss offered me an interest in ie Over an income tax report. its puzzlin firm to-day.” lore We did! Made me sleepy. Twas napping, sudden! “Yes, he said that if T didn't take an there came a tapping interest in it pretty soon he'd fire mec Are You Reaching forthe Truth’ Iwill tell you Under whieh Zodiac Sign were you born? What sre your oppor tunities in lif Were you born under tell you free, the most inte nterpretation of the Zodia rn under. Simpy send me the exact your own handw and po! and your exact name ane 1 A great Sur- Do not fail to send birthdate and to inclose Print correct name and address to avoid lay in mailing Write now—TODAY—to the ASTA STUDIO, 309 Fifth Ave., Dept. 87, New York VOLSTRADIAN A Boy T never drink A With, is John O'Dow He always so briskly, “Here's how: here's how.” Tnever like to “bottoms up” \long with Tommy Mears, He perpetually murmurs, “Here's mud be To Mac O'Malley's side line (Boot-legging), Pm inured Though PW admit 1 hate his Willingly Tsip highballs With “born-in-Lunnon” Mott For he politels ts you “Happy days and all that ret Winuiam R. Stewart “Holy smoke!” Du M wester haps « manag therm t ript final se lu Longa rad’s familiz Willia troubl served th seen € fresh simpls ty \ stubby au music o'cloe sane than. alway OF co snyor “Moo “Swee Astor that i the e¢ than pany achie comicbooks.com