Judge — January 12, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A Great Show for Ten Cents (Continued from page 13) lies down, puts up his feet and balances thereon a Jap youngster seated on a high stool. Suddenly he cries out ‘Goof !" kicks aside the stool, and catches the youngster with his fee Whereupon he jumps up, is triumphantly surrounded by the other Japs, and they all bow in unison. “In Melodyland.” This act. con- sists of several cabaret and roadhouse a bands in renditions of favorite baret and roadhouse works of musical art. 3. Al K. Hall (note the jocose pun) and Co. The M. Hall is the kind of comedian who still relies on a pair of spacious pants, a small derby hat, and occasional devastating glances at the trap-drummer. 4. Breitbart, “the Modern Samson.” The old-time strongman act. Consider- ably less entertaining than this note in the program: “Breitbart is a youthful Pole derived from the best blood of Poland: handsome, intelligent, modest. His ways and habits are those of an unspoiled bo; His quietude, his distinguished appear- his modesty, his unself-conscious- - make his performance the more amazing. Breitbart is a graciously ‘peculiar’ individual. Interest in him waxes with knowledge of his personal and social attainments.” Town and Country id Town Topics please copy. The B. F. Keith Hippodrome or- chestra, Julius Lenzberg conductor. Se tion: “At the B. F. Keith Hippodrome, “written for this occasion by Cliff Friend and Walter Donaldson.” This is, the Iyrie: ance, ness .. There's mile sweet smiles of—gladness Down at the Hippodrome; It’s just a land of harmon You'll find a toyland—a joyland—to see It’s the place for—you to chase your—sadness You'll always feel at home ‘ou can find most ev'ry Rosy—Randolph and Pat h’s Hippodrome. A short movie. Mme. Calliope Charissi in Greek dancing. First dance, “Autumn Leaves. The Madame and her troupe run around the stage nineteen times trailing brown silk scarves. On the twentieth lap the madame and her troupe deject themselves upon the floor, whereupon the electrician bathes them ‘in a deep amber light. Second dance: “The Three Graces.” The madame and two fat girls run around the stage twelve times throwing roses one another. On the thirteenth lap the kneel down and the electrician bath them in a pink light. rd_ dance: “Visions of the Heroes of the Sambre- Meuse Regiment” The sacred love for their country and all phases of the supe human courage and sacrifice for which thi regiment is famous is portrayed by Mme. Charissi and her children,” announces the program vaudeville English. ‘The me and her troupe run around the stage twenty-nine times trailing red silk searves. On the thirtieth lap they all fall on the floor, whereupon the electrician bathes them in a crimson light. Rich Hayes, a juggler who tries to imitate W. C. Fiek 9. An animal act and trapeze per- formers. 10. “Miss Patricola,” a toothy rag- time singer who plays sentimental tunes on a violin, 11. rand finale of tableaux de, picting | “Youth,” “Spring,” “Frivolity” and | “Mirth,” with a real water fountain and the Hippodrome Orchestra Julius Lenz- berg conductor, in th “at the B. | F. Keith Hippodrom« oceasion by Cliff Friend Donaldson.” [P.S. The program may be purchased | in the lobby. The boys who sell it have “B. F. Keith’s Hippodrome” clegantly embroidered in gold on the collars of their uniforms.] and Walter IF THERE’S ANYTHING IN EVOLUTION An American family of the future. A Arctic explorer out with a lecture stranded in a tank town. He hadn't eaten much for two days wher “Uncle Tom” show happened along. The ex- plorer asked them to let him join up. But the troupers weren't eating regularly either. They withdrew to a distant cor- ner of the station platform to discuss the proposition, Marks, the lawyer, and | little Eva were for taking him along. Business might pick up, they urged, and it was evident that the poor fellow was | hungry Legree cast the deciding vote. “I'm sorry, but we can’t risk it. I don’t like the way he looks at our dogs.” | Z | “Look, papa, Abie we still got lef 's cold is cured and | 1 box of coughdrop: | ance. Tell Herman to go out and get his feet wet.” ery And Became Rich “Did Gleason quit writing after all the | editors had told him he couldn't write vthing sensible?” o, he started writing popular songs.” | tae Saving Apparel De Style—How is it that Mr. and Mrs. Thrifft are never seen on the links to- gether? Gunbusta—Well, you they: only have one pair of knickers between them. see Traffic - officer Mouse — Here’s a | ticket for you—I’ll teach you taxi drivers to go round curves without | sounding your quack! 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