Judge — January 5, 1924 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

It’s an Ill Wind Crauford—I saw him when his ear got smashed up. He seemed to take it very philosophically Crabshaw—Yes; he told me that it didn’t matter much, for there was a new model out. The Uses of Adversity Curious Person—So you've left the side show, Major Runtleigh. Famous Dwarf—Yes, all my family and Thave a new line. “What is it?” “Being photographed in small touring cars so as to make the cars look big in the advertisements.” Two hands are better than one! Doctor—And how is Mr. Sikes this morning? Has he had any lucid in- tervals? Mrs. Sikes—No, doctor, he had a thing but what you ordered. hasn't “All you need is the ice and the liquid.” 15 STOP! at REILLY'S DOUBLE fora GOOD LAUGH Dodging Them Ted—There must be lots of excitement in those high-speed cars. I wish I owned one. f Don't feel that way, old man, They furnish you more excitement when you don’t own one. Divorce Power Judge—Why should you apply for more alimony now that I have agreed to award you the family automobile? Divorcee—Why, won't I need the extra money to maintain the car? sae A fly flies, a flea flees, and fool flivvers. comicbooks.com