Judge — December 29, 1923 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Let Us Use Your Spare Time by Robert Cyril O'Brien EAD CAREFULLY our. startling offer explaining how you may win valuable premiums by disposing of our hooch in your idle moments. How would you like to improve your spare time and earn useful premiums and pin money by interesting your friends in our hooch? So certain are we that you will find this work absorbing as well as remunerative that we are willing to trust you. Under our special agree- ment you send us in advance our nominal price of $8 per bottle (this includes the cork), and we ship the stuff to you. What you don’t sell you can drink. Besides, we award you a bonus in the form of a useful and valuable premium. The fact that we sell more than all others combined permits us to do this. Honest, this is real good stuff. We ought to know—we print the labels ourselves. When sending your order be sure to mention premium desired as well as the name of your local sheriff. Premium Catalog Steel saw. Given for selling ten quarts or ten pints. This saw is a per- fect example of the toolmaker’s art at its best. Will cut through the toughest steel. Very useful; will you out of any scrape. Noiseless. You work while the warden sleeps. Beautifully framed Eighteenth Amend- ment. One of these should be in’ the home of every law-abiding citizen. Have the kiddies memorize it. One free with every case. Police whistle. When your friends Claire—What! Irene—Well, partly. Jim and Mae engaged? The inconstancy of youth. threaten physical violence you will thank your lucky stars that you have one of these in vour pocket. We present. you with one for disposing of six bottles. Better get one—you'll need it. Stomach pump. No bootlegger who thinks anything of his customers should Does he know how old she is? 15 be without one. Sent postage paid with orders for more than fifteen quarts. Chicken inspector badge. Fl and everyone will think you’ forcement agent or something. stuff will sell like hot cakes. One goes i ch of corn. er wagon. Here is some- thing the kiddies will go crazy about. An exact reproduction of the thing. Several little tin men go with each wagon, and you can imagine the fun it is trying t them to remain on the wagon while it is in motion. Get yours to-day. Eleven quarts. Tin cup and pencils. With this outfit you can go in business for yourself after our poison has had a chance to show its effects. Bottle of iodine. carbolic acid this chaser for our hooch. Football headguard in communities wher hot equipped with pa sts When mixed with makes an excellent Very serviceable the ‘asylums are Jed cells. uw your husband on the train just marked a catty neighbor. “He was very attentive to a lady he had with him.” “Tm glad to hear that,” said the sen- sible wife. “He thought he might bring out a new cook.” sat Kriss—I see Gray graduated from col- lege with very high honors. Kross—Indeed he did. He has so many letters after his name that his card looks as if he was advertising several broadeasting stations.