Judge — December 22, 1923 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

BEGINNER'S LUCK E ha t aside this e help and encou at a bright, Address your contributions to Amateur Page paper. Drawn by Jous W. Hamite Rector—I didn’t see you in church yesterday, Mr. Slack. Can it be you weren't present? Mr. Slack— Well, I was absent, Elder, but I did the next best thing by taking a bath. You've heard, of course, “Cleanliness is next to godli- ness.” Drawn by J. C. WHALEN. “How do you make your wife listen to you?” “I talk in my sleep.” ave for the work of the budding artist. iginal idea is all-important, then « Drawn by Grorce Gray, JR. Mrs. Snub—And why do you sign all your novels “Stye”? Mr. Novel—Oh, that’s my pen name! Drawn by MAX CaRRuTH “One of the great open spaces.” Drawn by J.C. WHALEN. Boss—Say, young feller, da ya think you get paid for drawing? “No, sir, I ain't got enough reputa- tion to charge you extra for it yet.” Drawn by K. D. Norvett, Repentant Spouse—Dodge it, Hank; dodge it! He hopes, in this way, ement to the amateur whose work gives promise of real ability. aw clearly with india ink on white 7 West 43d St., New York City. ron CHAD MAL Drawn by Tom CHAPMAN Mr. Brown—Dis here duck you sold me ain’t no wild one! Mr. Wise—Wuz, too! If I dun woke you up at 2 a.m. wouldn't you be wild? Drawn by Oscar HANSON. Automobilist — Say, Bo, does this road lead to Plumbcenter? Bum—Couldn’t tell ya, boss. tourist myself. I'ma Drawn by Howard Brown John—How does the water get in the watermelon? Henry—I dunno. Why? at “They plant the seeds in the spging,’?’