Judge — December 15, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Every other day for the rest of the week the rising young saleswan followed pros- pects from the chimney of Santa Claus, borrowed dollars from them and col- lected names. On alternate days he re- turned the dollars to their genial lenders and sold them bonds. Jay morning, dressed as a success- lesman should be, Mr. R McCarter was closeted with the ma of Wheeler & Moore, bond brokers. 1 He ida small file box on the desk and places! beside it a neat pile of order blanks. “Here's the dope on past performances.” he said, placing his hand on the order blanks. “This is come-on stuff,” he added, opening the file box. “Here arc ya hundred names of friends of mine who have asked me to call. They're all chaps I know so well that I can borrow money from them on the street. You can get my Who's Who by wire to Kokomo, Ind., my home burg. Now if we can hit it right on commissions and drawin account, 'm your man.” How tisfactory the arrangement: were is indicated by the telegram ad dressed to a young lady in Kokomo that noon by the new salesman after he arrived back at his regular quarters in the Astor. “Landed the job,” it read, t read) for New York. You'll love it. I find a lot of friends here. Ring following by registered mail. Merry Christmas.—Red.” Then he strolled out into the square and paused by the chimney of Santa Claus. Into the chimney he dropped a yellow bill. Next he handed another bill of equal denomination to the oncé more amazed Saint. “Santa Claus, old Saint,” he explained. “There’s your comish for this week’ plunder. See you again Monday. long.” comicbooks.com