Judge — December 15, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

fw a ‘a ¥ F “You women only think of toilet and luxury! Think of Eve! She was not so!” “No! In her day there was only one man—and she had him!"—Sondags Nisse (Stockholm). Hughes—How do you know when it is time to get up? Proud (2) Father—When I have got the baby to. sleep. London Answers. “Oh, look father! That man just changed twenty-five cents into a silk handkerchief!” “That's nothing, child! Your mother can very easily convert $40 into a hat.”—Le Rire (Paris). “Have all the cows been milke “All but the American one.” “What do you mean the American one?” “The one that’s gone dry.” — Passing Show(London). “My dentist was a fine fellow. Each time he extracted a tooth he gave me a glass of whisky.” “Don't you go to him any more?” “I haven’t any more teeth.”—Le Rire (Paris). “There goes Leonine, who’s made such a hit as the bravest woman on } the halls.” _ Burly North Countryman (the “proud” winner of a par- “What's her act?” . ticularly insignificant cup)—Yes, I've won coop, and if any- | “She enters a cage of wild mice!"— one wants drink because I’ve won coop he can have blinkin’ | London Mail. coop instead!—Humorist (London). | comicbooks.com