Judge — November 24, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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No auto have I got to clean, Or lubricate or crank; No wad of green for gasoline, Is taken from my bank. No radio I have to brave, With lecture, jazz and pap; No static wave to make me rave, When I would take a nap. I have no appetite for booze, To sate at great expense; No morning blues to dim my And head of size immense. Muse, I have no uncles, cousins, aunts, To regulate my life I sing and dance, or gaily prance. Oh, yes—I have no wife. Ambition does not dog my way, I loaf whene’er I can; On sunny day, I make no hay, And work I sternly ban. No strange diseases rack my bones, T have no adenoid; I groan no groans, nor moan no moans, And doctors I avoid. Of pulchritude I have no part, The flappers pass me by; No sharpened dart into my heart, Has Cupid e’er let fly. Let others sing their songs of praise. For things that they have got; These feeble lays, I gladly raise, For things that I have not. 32 Announcer (pointing to West Lake Park)—This West Lake Park, bett: known as Charlie Chaplin’ bath tub, as most of his water pictures were made here. Daal Doctor—You cough pasily this morning. Patient—I_ ought to, I practiced nearly all night. Racal “There you are, sir,” said the waiter in the che j lunchroom to the patron that demanded the ketehup bottle. “And please re- member, no bath.” more ron Miss De Rich—I had wait over ten minutes for: terrible! How those men must suffer waiting the bread line. toot Flubb—Why — didn’t you ask Jenks to give you a lift when he passed you on that country road? Dubb—Not much! him the car! to Ted—That fish Tom talks about catching must have been a whopper. 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