Judge — November 10, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

an “ill el, Canoeing NOEING is a combination of two dan- gers—that of capsizing and that of falling in love. ‘There is nothing more conducive to the former than a rough, stormy evening. There is nothing more conducive to the latter than several acres of calm lake and a few stars and a moon. Either way, the poor man loses. Life preservers may save you in the first case, but nothing can save you in the second. There is only one thing to do. away from the lake—Wisconsin Octopus. Hae Have you read “To a Field », how do you get ’em to listen?—Williams Purple Cow. Ral Squire—Did you send for me, my lord? Launcelot—Yes, make haste, bring me the can opener; I’ve got a flea in my knight clothes—Minnesota Ski-U-Mah. ve It happens in the best regulated families—Penn State Froth. Ry 1E—Who’s that fraternity brother of ‘ours from Chicago? You mean Smith? “Brown?” “Brown?” “T said ‘no.” “Well, there’s two Browns. _I thought it might be the other one.’—Brown Jug. sae Bridget—I was so sorry to hear about your husband. | Still, I stppose by now he'll be bangin’ his harp with the good and kind angels *bov Midget—My husband? life. He's more ’an Ti angels with his harp. Punch Boul. Not on your » bangin’ the Pennsylvania Rd “Mean trick the human skeleton played on the fat lady.” “What was that?” “Pinned a notice on her back, Detour Here.” —Washington Sun Dodger. Ui sae Doris just coaxed to be weighed, So Johnny a penny had paid. On the scale she climbed; Johnny sneaked on behind— That was the weigh of a man with a maid! —Denver Parraket. se “Did you say I couldn’t hit a duck?” “No offens “Don’t be ridiculous, a duck’s much smaller.”—Harvard Lampoon. Manager—What have you there? Property Man— The chorus girls’ costumes for the third act, sir. “Paint the S. R. O. sign right away.” —California Pelican. Rd Hygienic Osculation HOUGH they affirm A deadly m Lurks in the sweetest kiss; Let's hope the day Is far away Of antiseptic bliss. So, pray, let me philosophize: To sterlize a lady's sighs Would simply be outrageous; I'd much prefer ‘To humor her And let her be contagious. —Princeton Tiger. Pd ° “Hello, little sweetheart, will you danc« with me?” “Sir! I'm a chaperone.”"—Pitt Panther. He—Isn’t there a chance of us ever being anything to each other? She—Oh, yes—er, strangers!—Yale Record. 31 You Can Earn From $30 to $50 a Day Read the remarkable story of how J. R. Head of Kansas made $69.50 for one day's work AM going to tell facts about myself, hoping that — others may profit by my ex- perience. Eighteen months ago I was sick, broke and discouraged Every dollar I earned went for food, cloth and rent. I was barely fable to make both ends mect, uy, just a year and a half later, 1 am one of the most successful men in my com- munity. I control a prosperous, growing business. My income is over $400 a month. J.R. HEAD My Big Opportunity,Comes When things seemed blackest. my big opportunity came. Within a week [made $67.66. From then on my income jumped steadily. I have made $133 in a single week—869.50 for one ’s work—over $5,000 a year. . This is how the wonderful change came about: [ read an advertisement) which said that any man could make from $100 to $300 2 month in his spare time—as high 200 a month, working only six hours IT couldn't believe it. | knew that I didn’t make that much working ten hours a day But the advertiser offered to send me a book without cost, so T sent for it That little book told me exactly what to |do—where to go, what to say and how to Jmake money. All I have to-day—my busin ss, my prosperity—L owe to that Chance for the Average Man nd in the workd They rl s ot sold in stores ald through | sentatives. The ative does not deliver or collect. He j ers and he gets h de each day. My. inc is over $5,001 , With unlimited opportunities ahead | Accept the Same Opportunity is a true story of J. R. Head, of Kan if you want an then mail the ¢ you without delay a complete selling outfit that puts you in business for yourself, with full instructions, Samples, style boc ler book and everything need to get started.” Sign and mail the cc and in less than a week you can be making more money than you ever believed possible THE COMER MANUFACTURING CO. DEPT. 21-GS DAYTON, OHIO [— ~— —CUT OUT AND MAIL- —-— 4 | THE_COMER MFG. Co. Dopt. 21-GS, Dayton, Ohio Please send Is V address I L comicbooks.com