Judge — November 3, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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if GET THIS WONDER! From, fae 14110. a3. AGENTS: $6 a Day New HOT-BLAST COAL-OIL BURNER Turns any 9 coal or wood stove into a gas stove. Uses com- mon coal-oil Perfect for cooking, baking, heating. Absolutely safe. Cheaper than coal.” Installed in a few minutes. Fits any stove. Low priced. Write for terms, No capital needed. U.S. MFG, CO., Dept. 214, Columbus, O. “DON'T SHOUT’ ‘ou_with the 'Y PHONE.” , weightless, comfortable, inexpensive. No metal, wires nor rubber. Can be ued by anyone, young of old. ‘The Morley Phone for the DEAF is to the ears what glasses are tothe eyes. Write Free Bookiet con- ing Uesticronials of users all over the country. It describes causes of deafness; tells how and why the MORLEY PHONE re The Morley Cor Over 100,000 sold. }, 26 $, 15th St., Dept. 774, Philadelphia The Fourth Estate by John D. MacPhail EPORTER—One doesn’t have to be a darned fool to be a reporter, but it helps a lot; once a_ reporter amassed $250,000 by industry, thrift and the death of an uncle who left him $249,971.63. Editor-—There are two ways to make a mess of a good story, and an editor is a man who knows both. Photographer—The sun shines six months at a time at the poles, and a photographer is a man who could come back from a polar expedition with an excuse for not getting a picture. Journalist—A_ journalist is a reporter who hasn't a steady job. Sport Expert—A sport expert is what Lincoln had in mind when he said: “You can fool some of the people all of the time.” Sob Sister-—A sob sister is an otherwise inoffensive young lady who commits descriptions’ of championship — boxing matches—than which nothing could be sadder, with the possible exception of a sport expert’s story of a wedding. Head Writer—A head (or headline) writer is one who briefly summarizes, in larger type, what sometimes follows in the body of a story. Financial Writer—A financial writer is aman who gets thirty or forty dollars a week for telling folks how to make millions. Cub—A cub is a reporter whose chief ambition is to call a taxi to go to the scene of a murder. Publicist—A publicist 1s a journalist who has whiskers and a cane. Janitor—A janitor is a man who keeps the sport expert's office clean the first week in October. 30 “T had a terrible dream last night.” “Well, lay off the Freud eggs!” “How did the hike turn out?’ “Fine. Five started, and only four quit.” Football Technique by Dean J. Barney WwW" rival coaches of teams have to say: Tuthbridge Dental College—After a hard grind we have suce in filling several weak holes in our line. Light drills ar now being used. The entire student body is rooting for us, and unless some especially bad bone is pulled, we should draw out well in front. ilo School of —Agriculture—Rumors that our back field proven a disap pointment are absolutely without ground Things are daily growing better and no attention should be given to harrowing reports of this character. We havi every expectation of bringing home the bacon. Cashdowne Institute of Banlcing—Our new halves are showing up well. Several green backs have been tried out success fully. We expect to make some chang: in our quarters and hope to note great improvements therefrom. Our under- graduate body is bonded together to lend any assistance possible. Interest is steadily increasing. Ectoplasmie School of Palmistry and Claircoyance—Our line is especiall; this season. Particular attention to phantom formations and other trick plays give promise of leaving our oppo- nents without a ghost of a chance. The future looks bright and with ordinary good fortune we should make out well on every hand. Kutmore Medical College Several of our regulars have been in the hospital, but at present everything is operating success- full Our men are practicing — constantly and playing the different positions. in- terne. A cut in the squad is promised ether this week or next, after which we will be pre- pared to take our medicine whether the breaks favor us or not ae competing ly strong > “So you. want the job of book critic, eh? What comicbooks.com 7° | 2 pe ES | cc ees | tid