Judge — October 27, 1923 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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Fair Hallowe'en Celebrator (facetiously)—So long, auntie! a jaunt with my broomstick! Off for Matter-of-fact Aunt—He is terribly thin, isn’t he? a button, and his butler appeared. The butler trembled, as he always did when Squibb simply looked at him. asper,” said Squibb, who was trem- himself, “I was quite brusque with ter dinner—as I often—too often— been.” w-were you, sir?” wildered. tradict.” “In fact, T abused you shamefully—and shamelessly! I was brutal. If I ever should do it again, Jasper, just say ese’ to me. Nothing else. bling Jasper was be- “If you say so, sir, I can’t con- “Yes, sir—I'll try, sir.” Jasper’s amazement was something to look at. “And I shall double your wages from this day.” “Oh, sir!” “And go at once to your mistress and ask her to come here, Jasper.” Jasper was so astonished that he had no parting word as he went. Soon a thin, careworn womar came in timidly, after knocking. She looked ap- prehensively at Squibb. ‘You wished to see me, Ozias?” she ventured. “Yes, my dear. Please sit. I have something to say to you.” She—You just don’t love me any more! He—Why do you say that? “The last three times you've left before father made you.” 6 Mrs. Squibb had not heard an on. dearment from Squibb in an age. Not since he had courted her, as she thought confusedly at the moment. Usually: hy called her simply “Jane,” and for mi of the time that name came from hin like an epithet of discipline. Squibb rose, went over to her, put an arm about her and kissed her. And thus we leave them. After he left Squibb, Jasper called a convention of the Squibb servants in the basement. “I can’t tell you, of cour: he said to them, “what has just happened between me and the master upstairs But you all know him.” Then regarding them seriously and tapping his head significantly he added But look out for him in the morning!” aoe Hallowe’en by E. M. Brainerd Such a spooky, ghostly night, And Perhaps @ scare or two! We all knOw these things are fakes, But, on your hOnor, wouldn't you Like to chucK things now and thea And be a real Seared kid ag ses Who Pulled That One, and Why and Where? (Instructive and Entertaining) by R.C.0. ’p RATHER be right than President, but I’m neither.” William Jennings Bryan, at Bronx Park, November 31, 1908. The great Commoner had just’ emerged from the subway kiosk and discovered that he had quite forgotten to change for the West Side at Nine ixth stre “So this is Plaster of Art museum attendant upon noticing for the first time that a replica of Venus de Milo had no arms. “You know me, Alberta.” Lord Renfrew during his recent visit toCanada. The prince had just received a cordial reception from the inhabitants “That's one on you.” One facetious piano mover to another on whom had fallen a piano they had been hoisting. The victim’s remarks are not on record. “Ask Dad, he knows.” The ex-Crown Prince of Germany, when some one asked him who won the late war. oes Employer—I want a chap with lots of enthusiasm. Applicant—Wall, I used to be a college cheer leader. “You'll do.” Fae he news that Greek may become the world language leaves one cold, vir- tually frigid. One hears so much “grep frut, botter tust, ross biff, appla, peacha, ponk” at one’s usual noonday coaling station one the fortitude to learn more. qua pup ped: comicbooks.com