Judge — October 20, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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leges used to bid for the services of prep | TRADE MARK ily REG: school stars? Bill Blopke would make a Es reputation at the Pigskin Academy and : i ho Manager Hawkeye of the Anyman’s Col- G lege would point out that while, of cours ; MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS he wasn’t offering any financial induc % : ments, you understand, because that i wasn’t ethical, you see—still if Bill would consent to take a course in applied foot- ball at Anyman’s College, Hawkeye would see to it that Bill secured the agency for a brand of pipe tobacco that was very popu- lar on the campus. Of course, that sort of thing died out with the dawn of the present Utopian era, but you can’t blame the colleges for wanting good football teams and if some enterprising foot manager pointed out to Nijinsky that a vacation from the Ballet Russe would be a good thing for him, oh, well, we'd try to overlook it even if the unethical business of offering him the caviar or vodka con- cession in the students’ lunchroom were fnvolved. We're pretty. broadeinded Learn to Play about those things. It's only human to You are always popular and sure of 4 good m a guv like g “ 27 Thi time it ‘ou can play some musical instru- want a guy like that on your team. ‘Think time, if you can, play, some musical inatru; of the trick plays that could be built the piano, in or. tras or bands,—there is _— H ate no end to the pleasu around him! Andy Anyplay, the famous no end to the pleasure music will give you. triple-threat man, would be forgotten ina d ‘your spare time week. Nijinsky, the veiled threat, would | > —<——— be the man of the hour. And what a glorious opportunity. this would provide the football management that likes to “practice behind closed doors” for an “annual classic.” “Can't let you in to- day, boys,” we can hear the manager telling the newspapermen. “Nijinsky is practicing the chiffon shift and we gotta keep it veiled.” | pve » in Your Own Home Contrast You may now have any known musical instrument for a week’s y Sei free trial in your own home. There is no obligation to buy—no by Clinton Scollard expense for the trial. You may return the instrument at the LOWN mist and sullen air, end of a week if you decide not to keep it. And no sun in the sky, Wurlitzer instruments are known everywhere for their unusual But if so be my love is there one quality and excellence of workmansh They are used by "Tis little heed give I. the greatest professional musicians, bands and orchestras. Harry | L. Jacobs of Sousa’s panes Brooke o Marine Band, and Chicago A » wide ore oe Grand Opera says: “I am proud to be the owner of one of your AN eld nee : ae dye | new cornets. It is posttively superior to anything I have had in 58 re Cye, | s t playing.” But if my true love be not there allmy ay ot comet Playind laying Wurli i A sorry wight am I! » Thousands of amateur musicians are playing on Wurlitzer in- ah sorry Wight am 1. struments. Many of them could not have bought except through the Wurlitzer selling plan. Easy Payments The Wurlitzer plan makes it easy for you to own the instrument you want. Payments are conveniently arranged in small monthly sums —a few cents a day will pay. Wurlitzer isthe world’s greatest musichouse, with storesand dealersinallparts of the country. But no matter where you live you will receive the same service by mail as though your lived next door to the factory. Send the coupon today. ‘x Free Catalog The greatest musical catalog ever published. Over 3,000 articles—every known instrument described and illustrated —many of them shown in full color. Gives you all details of the Wurlitzer plan. Send coupon now, The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co., Dept. 2387 117 E. 4th St., Cincinnati 329S. Wabash A\ thicago 120W. 42ndSt.,NewYork 250StocktonSt.,San Francisco Send me absolutely free your new illustrated catalog of musical instruments. Also tell me how | may try any instrument in my own home at your expense and how the Wurlitzer plan makes it easy for mé to buy. No obligation. Name Address City, (State inatrument in which you are interested) Two bigs gobs of color 31 comicbooks.com